Welcome To Jammy Toast
The Rescue Centre for unwanted Renault Bears & their friends.
Read The Blog!
- Read all about our Teddy Bears and their daily adventures.
- Discover all our favourite daytime telly programmes – Jeremy Kyle & Judge Judy!
- Our Bears live in their own purpose built retirement home within acres of park land.
- Nothing is too much trouble as far as the care of our Bears is concerned.
- It’s just all-round more fun here at the Jammy Toast Retirement Home!
Searching For BearsHere at Jammy Toast we never stop in our ongoing mission to seek out unwanted or unloved Teddy Bears from just about anywhere. Think of us as the Emergency Service for Teddy Bears. But where do we actually find them…
Purchased on eBay
Found in Charity Shops
Donated to Jammy Toast
About Our Residents
The Renault Bear originally came from France. In particular, within the regions of Provence-Alpes-Côte d’Azur and Rhône-Alpes or the French Alps as we in England call them. The small cream coloured Bear is an animal of quiet charm and likable disposition. Read More!
Eat…Most of our bears eat Jammy Toast and nothing but Jammy Toast. However there are a few exceptions. Egginanoo got her name because she loves Eggy Toast while Flat Eric enjoys French cuisine – but no frog’s legs!
Drink…All the bears love a nice cup of coffee although not too strong. A milky latte is their favourite except for Egginanoo – she’s a picky little Ursus – she prefers tea. When it comes to a nice cooling drink you can’t beat a nice glass of Diet Pepsi.
And Be Merry.Give the bears their fill of everything they want to eat, everything they want to drink and allow them their favourite daytime telly programmes then you have some happy bears on your hands. Eat, drink and they will be merry!
Now Featuring Flat Eric!
Everything on this site is published by myself, my bears or occasionally by guest writers. From time to time we use other sites as reference sources from which we gather facts and figures to accompany articles we publish. We merely pass on information garnered from these and other sources and add our own little twist to them. Although we do everything within our power to ensure these facts are correct, we will not be held responsible for any inaccuracies made by other sites which we pass on in good faith.
Latest Blog Posts…
Talking Shit #14215th February 2019
A Cynical View On Valentine’s Cards14th February 2019
Jammy Toast Dogs #613th February 2019
Our Hero Gordon Banks Dies12th February 2019
The Award Winning Jammy Toast Retirement Home
Where all our Teddy Bears get the special care and attention they deserve!