It’s That Time Again

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Hello everyone. Well as we all know its getting near that time again. Yes, I’m sorry for bringing it up but its only 8 weeks until Christmas and anyone who knows me knows I’m not a fan of the whole thing. Each year I book a holiday and spend my Christmas in another country, a different time zone and whilst most are tucking into roast dinner with the trimmings you can usually find me lying on a beach somewhere.

My Thirtieth Anniversary

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Iam now officially forty six years old. So what, I hear you all ask. It’s just another Birthday, what is so special about your forty sixth? Well, I have always said that inside my head I am still sixteen years old and always will be. If this is, indeed, the truth; then it is the Thirtieth Anniversary today of my 16th Birthday!!

Birthday Eve

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So now you have seen how cute Dad was when he was in Primary School, I thought I would show you a few pictures of him as he was growing up. The picture above is Dad in Secondary School. As you can see the familiar Roadkill features are starting to appear, hes not quite the chunk we all know and love but LOOK AT THAT HAIR, go dad! Girls pay a fortune for that flicked Charlies Angel’s look. See Dad, you were just years ahead of the fashion (shame it was a GIRLS fashion you were ahead of).

Chimpton For Hire

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First of all I would like to say congratulations to a special meff who has just landed a job in California. Well done Lisa, and I hope you have fun! Now this got me thinking, as I am having rather a crappy time at work, and I need something new. So, I sat here and I wondered what could I do. I think its time for a change, so I thought today you could offer me some help with recommendations for future employment for this Chimpton. If any of you have any suggestions or vacancies please leave me a comment, I’ll get back to you ASAP! I have come up with a few of my own ideas what do you think?

Ceremony Of The Tomato

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Well, as promised, the Royal Family headed off to the local park to perform the Ceremony of the Tomato this weekend. Princess Chimpton decided she didn’t have any old clothes to perform the ceremony in, so just stripped off in the middle of Birkenhead Park — much to the delight of a parked cabbie and three lads playing football. Unfortunately, the excitement of the day got the better of the Queen and instead of slowly pouring the Tomatoes over Chimpton, she launched them at her from a distance and most of them missed…