Today is Princess Chimpton’s 14th Birthday and all of us here at the MEFFS Foundation would like to wish her a very Happy Birthday and many more of them. Yes today, this little girl reaches the age were she can legally drink alcohol on licenced premises and no longer will she have to hear air stewardess’ telling her to wait for Daddy before leaving the plane. I bet the little teenager can still have all the eyes of the beach traders in the Dominican Republic popping out of their heads, though. I bet she can still get Portugese barmen to give Daddy free drinks all night. I bet she can still turn grown men into crying blobs in front of our very eyes just by saying she won’t go out with them.
This week I turn 32 and I’m feeling a little grey, however my sweet talented friend yummy made me realise that being a little grey isn’t a bad thing, he sketched this for me a while ago and whilst checking out some files I came across my face. I just wanted to share it with you all and tell you how talented yummy is and I guess getting older isn’t all that bad when your friends can make you look flawless!
Last night we went out to consume a Royal Feast to celebrate The Queen’s Birthday. You can see some of the photographs from the night below but I guess I had better explain the picture above. After the evening’s festivities had finished we returned to the car to find that the invisible man had been out for a little walk. That is the only explanation for the picture.
Today is a happy day in the MEFF world because today is the day our Queen becomes a Terrible Teen. Although we have had the violent mood swings and sulking for some time now, today she is officially allowed to be Keven & Perry. Who would have thought that this sweet little thing pictured here could grow into the violent moody teen we know and love today.
Hello everyone. I just thought I would come and tell you all that the Queen is in a horrit mood today! So much so that she is now not even speaking to me. She has spent the last 30 minutes making a FATGIRL JET (paper plane to you and me) in total silence. Now she has seen me writing this and has screwed the plane up because that’s the kind of mood she is in. I only asked could I have a picture of it to go with this post.
Hello everyone. I haven’t posted about fatclub for a while so I thought I would come and give you some Chimpton witterings on how Dad is doing. Well after a few crappy weeks Dad decided he had to up the pace and get his (medium) ass into gear so he spent a good few hours in the gym working up a sweat (eyak what a thought) and JEBUS he only went and lost NINE POUNDS! Dad has now lost over 6 stone how bloody fantastic is that? YIPPIE!
We are pleased yet again to announce the arrival of another bear to the ranks. Today the postman delivered Eden to us and although a little startled by her new surroundings she is settling in nicely. She has been to meet Chimpton, who was a little nasty about her eyes, and is now settling in with the boys at my house.
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