Because there are so many Bears here at the Bear Sanctuary these days, it is not very often they all get together for a photograph. For special occasions however, like New Year, we can try. However, we will definitely need a bigger couch next year! All The Bears would like to wish you a Happy New Year and we all hope you have a lovely time tonight, whatever you are doing.
Edward Bear is always the clever Bear, so while most of the Bears are still lazing around suffering from Man-Flu he has been up and about researching on the Internet. Over the Christmas period he has been looking into the history of Birkenhead where The Bear Sanctuary is located. He was shocked at his findings. According to some Web Sites; Birkenhead is…
All the Bears have got Man Flu and are dying. It is a rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. An incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the “XY” gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract “Man Flu”
The Bears have been very busy the last couple of days preparing for Christmas, watching the TV or eating their Tea. So I thought we could have another open night. I want you to just chat away and say whatever pops into your heads and lets make it funny and random. Anything at all no matter if you think it appropriate or not we want to hear it.
Sorry its taken so long to even post a little note, well everything has been okish this end, I am on 6 months worth of antibiotics for these bloody kidney infections even though I’ve had 5 since being on them, but hey ho I’ll live. The Queen has been a little bit poorly but seems to be on the mend now and has bagged herself a new Dell laptop for Christmas having conned her big sis into getting it, but she’s doing great at school getting nothing below a B grade so she kinda deserves it.
Today we can reveal that we may be able to save a Renault Bear who is at this very moment lying unwanted in a charity shop somewhere on the Wirral. The shocking news has just been revealed to us tonight and only gives us a few days to mount a rescue mission to save the little dude from being unwanted over the festive period. We have it on good authority that he is actually a Renault Bear and is sitting in the shop window watching the world get ready for Christmas while he himself is unwanted.
As the first Teddy Bear to sign up to the social networking website Facebook, Bartie Bristle attracted quite a following. People flocked to add him as a friend so that he could interact with them. Even an Ogre called Jeff joined in. But now the hand-stitched smile has been wiped from Bartie and his chums’ faces after Facebook pulled the plug on their membership, claiming it was against the rules.