Our New Bear Den

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For some time now The Bears have been sitting all around the Bear Sanctuary wherever they feel like. They have not really had anywhere to call their home and they just wonder around and do there own thing. However, because there are so many of them now they can go days without seeing each other as they are in different rooms around the Sanctuary. So today we decided something needed to be done to allow The Bears to mingle together and also have a permanent place to lay their heads…

Work Shy Bearkeepers

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It has come to our attention that some members of staff, despite previous warnings, are still not pulling their weight around here. We decided to check up on the attendance of our Bearkeepers to see just how they were performing with their perspective tasks. These are the latest performance figures.

Film Quiz #24

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Last night we all gathered round to watch a DVD as we quite often do on Friday night. This week we felt like a good old fashioned cop film so we decided upon this one. Can you guess which film it is? We think this is quite hard so we will give you a clue. This is the home of one of the cops in the show where he lives with his family. His partner, who is single and has no family, often calls round for tea.

The Bear Party?

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Category: From Renault Bears, Politics21 Comments

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Last night, after we posted about us wanting to join the Pirate Party, we started chatting amongst ourselves about how good it would be if we started off our own party — The Bear Party! We could change as many laws as we wanted and make the law so that it helps people instead of turning ordinary people into criminals. After we had read some of the information on The Pirate Party website we came across some shocking truths about some of the laws in this country.