Granny has been buying strawberries from the local shop recently because they are nicer than the ones available in the supermarkets. Granny always likes to be cheerful and chatty with local traders and so she told a young lad who works in the local Co-operative store how nice the strawberries where. She went on to explain how she thought they were so much nicer tasting than the ones from the supermarkets.
Actor Roger Moore, most famous for playing smooth talking spy James Bond, has been lamenting the demise of the Queen’s English. He says that people who speak properly are now disadvantaged and because he speaks so beautifully, if he were starting out today it would prove a handicap in his profession.
The Bears are a bit fed-up today. Our World Cup exploits are over and there is a gaping hole where once our hopes were. The only real thing to look forward to in the football world is the face on Fabio Capello if he gets the sack. Even that will be at least two weeks away while the FA considers his future.
After the dismal performance in the World Cup yesterday we have decided we should put The Bears in charge of all future team selections. After Capello the Clown’s team selection has been criticised by just about everyone today, we can reveal The Bears team secretly being prepared for the next World Cup.
Thousands of fans at Glastonbury, millions in pubs and clubs up and down the country and most of The Bears at the Sanctuary will all be watching one thing today; the England v Germany World Cup match. Everyone is gearing up for the crunch match in South Africa later on today. There are also about 15,000 supporters in Bloemfontein ready to watch the match live.
Today is a sad day for two little Bears. They are the two twins who joined us last week and we appealed for you all to think of names for them. For the past week, they have sat here patiently waiting for the names to come rolling in only to be left disappointed. Only Beth could even be bothered to make an effort but the twins decided Everard was just too gay!
Granny has felt more secure in her home since the council erected security gates to stop unauthorised people from gaining access to the rear of her house. The gates are very sturdy and even have anti-climb rollers along the top. They can only be opened by a key and only the homeowners have keys. Granny sleeps in her bed safe in the knowledge that nasty burglars or other undesirables cannot get around the back of her house.
The Bears are preparing themselves for the England game this afternoon. We know this is the one we have to win and things are getting tense here at the Bear Sanctuary let alone what things must be like in the England camp. We all want see if Fabio Capello is vindicated in glory or resigns in shame. All will be revealed today at around 5pm.