Granny Breaks A Leg

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Granny decided she wanted to join Rico for his walk today when Rico met another dog out for her walk and decided the two of them were going to have a mad five minutes. They were running around chasing each other when Granny got caught in the middle of it. She went down like a sack of spuds and, to cut a long story short, she has broken her leg in two places. We are late tonight because we have all been up to Arrowe Park Hospital to give her some abuse. She is due to have an operation to fix her leg in the morning so we are going to be operating at reduced capacity this weekend. So we may as well make it an Open Weekend.

Thesis

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Edward is a bear who never rests on his laurels. He is always thinking of new ways to improve Jammy Toast and make it more interesting and consuming for everyone who comes to read it. He is always looking at new designs and themes with a view to utilising them here on the blog. Over the years we have been running Jammy Toast he has improved the theme half a dozen times but he has always wanted to write his own theme – one which is totally written to best highlight the exploits of our bears. That is what Edward’s next aim is.

Welcome To Horace

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We have decided to bring a new friend to Jammy Toast, his name is Horace. Horace is a bear with a wicked outlook on life who appears in the Daily Mirror from time-to-time. Unfortunately, he has to share his stage with Horace, the gormless cowboy and Horace a snake. We will include a cartoon strip at the bottom of each days post while we can but sooner or later we will run out of Horace’s so he will only be here while we can – don’t get too attached, you will miss him when he is gone.

Great Uncle Bimbo Remembers #7

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Hello, my name is Bimbo. I am Great Uncle to all the bears even though I am not really a Renault Bear. I am a very old bear because I was bought for Davidd by his Grandparents on the day that he was born. That means I am currently 52 years old. I can remember many things that have happened in my lifetime and these are the things I am going to write about on my column. I will tell you of things that happened not just to Davidd and me, but things I can remember from television, news or anything else that comes into my head.

Saturday Night At The Movies #13

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Saturday night is Movie Night here at Jammy Toast. Each week we will show a movie through the Jammy Toast Cinema for our friends who have registered prior to each event. We only have a certain amount of bandwidth and so, unfortunately, we cannot make these movies available to anyone who just happens to pop by. Any Friend of The Bears is eligible to watch each week’s movie by applying in the usual way. Those of you who have registered to watch this week’s movie will have received an email containing a password. If you click on the Media menu above, then click on Jammy Toast Cinema you will gain entry to the Bear Screen.

Latest Rico News

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As we told everyone last month, we have a new Hound of Jammy Toast these days with our new mate Rico. Rico is our German Shepherd who joined us last month from those wonderful people over at the Dog’s Trust. When he joined us he came with a condition called Pancreatitis, which basically means he has a very delicate stomach and has to keep to a low-fat diet to stay in the best of health. His last lot of blood tests showed that his blood enzyme levels were six times higher than they should be. So during the month he has been with us he has kept to his diet but has also had the stress of living in a kennels removed from his life and following more blood tests today we can reveal all his blood levels are now back to normal.

Eddie Braden Dies

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Eddie Braden has died at the age of 82 following a short illness, his manager has confirmed. This is the man who, back in the 1970s, was part of a national institution. The Morecombe and Wise Christmas Show was described as being more important than Christmas itself. Celebrities of the day queued up to appear on their show and the whole of the country laughed at every move they made and every word they uttered. Almost all of those words which came out of the mouth of Morecambe and Wise in their heyday was written by this quiet little Scouser. Eddie Braden’s surreal (whoever heard of two men sharing a bed) and witty scripts helped make the duo the biggest comedy stars this country has ever seen. Everything from the stupidity in front of the curtains to the closing song was written by Eddie.

Sad Attempt, Dude!

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During the last few days someone has been trying to hack into Jammy Toast. They have obviously read some of our posts because they are using the usernames of some of the bears who write on here and other common administrator names. They have been trying passwords like “superman” and “flower” to gain entry which is so funny; keep it up mate you are so close… NOT! Just why you are spending so much time and effort to gain entry to our backend I have no idea but please have fun trying.

Saturday Night At The Movies #12

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Saturday night is Movie Night here at Jammy Toast. Each week we will show a movie through the Jammy Toast Cinema for our friends who have registered prior to each event. We only have a certain amount of bandwidth and so, unfortunately, we cannot make these movies available to anyone who just happens to pop by. Any Friend of The Bears is eligible to watch each week’s movie by applying in the usual way. Those of you who have registered to watch this week’s movie will have received an email containing a password. If you click on the Media menu above, then click on Jammy Toast Cinema you will gain entry to the Bear Screen.