Saturday Night At The Movies #52

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Tonight we bring you a brand new Saturday Night at The Movies here at Jammy Toast. Each week we show a movie through the Jammy Toast Cinema for all our friends. There is no longer a password required for the cinema so the films are now available to anyone who wishes to watch. If you highlight the Media menu above, then the Videos submenu and finally click on Bear Cinema you will gain entry to the Bear’s Cinema where you can view this week’s Movie of the Week. Please note; we have no control over how long this film will remain available before it is withdrawn, so please watch it as quickly as possible – it may no longer be available tomorrow.

Lightning Closes Glastonbury

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After we featured Glastonbury as our Picture of The Day yesterday we might have known we would put the mockers on the festival. Tonight thunder and lightning storms have seen the power pulled for safety reasons which has resulted in a halt to all performances on all stages. Dance collective Rudimental had been performing when their set was cut short after a lightning bolt hit the ground only a short distance away from the stage. The group came back on the Pyramid stage to take a bow and wave, but did not finish their set.

Latest Hillsborough Inquest News

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Here at Jammy Toast we have been keeping an eye on the latest inquest into the Hillsborough Disaster. Today it heard from a structural engineer who said that in his opinion one of the pens at the stadium where fans were crushed to death was packed to twice its safe capacity on the day of the tragedy. Giving evidence, structural engineer John Cutlack said it would have been difficult to move around the terraces and the ensuing crush in two of the pens at the Leppings Lane end on 15th April 1989 led to the death of 96 Liverpool fans.

No Post Today Because We Are So Shite

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There will be no post today because Jammy Toast is officially in mourning for the state of sport in this country. Today has seen England finally knocked out of the World Cup in football and, even worse, the England cricket team has lost their first ever Test Series against Sri Lanka. All around Jammy Toast you can hear the sound of small bears sopping into their soggy jam on toast as the realisation that we really are shite hits home. A sad, sad day!!

Razzi Writes #32

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Ihate Ashley Cole. The way he cheated on his ex-wife Cheryl made me hate him. I used to hate John Terry too because I hate anyone who would have an affair with their best mate’s wife. So while those two players were in the England team it was difficult for me to really want the national team to win anything let alone the World Cup. This time however, there was no one in the England side that I actually disliked, apart from stupid commentators who do stupid things like compare current defenders to Bobby Moore, so I really wanted England to do well. I love the style of attacking football that Liverpool have spent all season playing and seeing as the England squad was full of the Liverpool players, I actually started to believe we had a chance for once. I was wrong.

Saturday Night At The Movies #51

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Tonight we bring you a brand new Saturday Night at The Movies here at Jammy Toast. Each week we show a movie through the Jammy Toast Cinema for all our friends. There is no longer a password required for the cinema so the films are now available to anyone who wishes to watch. If you highlight the Media menu above, then the Videos submenu and finally click on Bear Cinema you will gain entry to the Bear’s Cinema where you can view this week’s Movie of the Week. Please note; we have no control over how long this film will remain available before it is withdrawn, so please watch it as quickly as possible – it may no longer be available tomorrow.

The Elves Living Beneath The Rocks

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Each day at Jammy Toast one of us writes a post for the entertainment of our friends and readers or to pass on helpful information. The subject matter of that article usually has some kind of twist in it which is either in connection with teddy bears, wild bears or is amusing and/or weird. So when we heard that construction on a road being built in Iceland had been stopped, we had to confess it was of no interest to anyone here at Jammy Toast. However, when we heard that the construction had been stopped because it was disturbing elves who live in its path then our ears pricked up. We had to find out more about this so as Erik is the only one who has a warm hat to keep him warm, we decided to send him off to Iceland as our roaming reporter to investigate…

England v Uruguay

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Eric and his brother settle down ready to watch the match.

Excitement is reaching fever pitch here at Jammy Toast as England prepare to tackle Uruguay tonight in a match they cannot afford to lose and in reality really need to win. In fact, the excitement level is so high that Eric’s brother has come to watch the match with us on the big couch. There are so many different permutations that even if England lose tonight we will not be definitely out of the Word Cup. It is possible that even if we do lose, then as long as the Cost Rica v Italy game on Friday doesn’t end in a draw and England beat Costa Rica on the 24th June then we would be safe and through to the knock out phase.

Paddington Bear Left Speechless

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The film the bears are most looking forward to this year has been left without a voice for the main character after Oscar-winning actor Colin Firth has pulled out of voicing the upcoming Paddington film. The King’s Speech star said he had been unable to find the right voice for the Peruvian bear. “After a period of denial, we’ve chosen ‘conscious uncoupling’,” Firth said in a statement, referencing the term Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin made famous when they separated in March. Based on the books by our friend Michael Bond, the film is due to be released in time for Christmas.