Today we would like to wish Miss Chimpton a happy 48th Birthday. Some say she looks a lot younger than this but that is only because she has spent that long lying about her age that she has managed to turn the clock back on herself. She reached the ripe old age of 39 a few years ago and decided to hold on that age for a few years. The funny thing is, she has lied about her age for so long that she now believes that she is much younger.
Everyone here at Jammy Toast is excited for the new James Bond film, Spectre, after watching the latest trailers. Daniel Craig is set to return as Bond for the fourth time whilst Ben Whishaw, Ralph Fiennes and Rory Kinnear will reprise their roles from the last instalment, ‘Skyfall’. Sam Mendes is at the helm as director and the likes of Andrew Scott, Christoph Waltz and Dave Bautista are new additions to the cast. It was also recently revealed that Stephanie Sigman has joined the cast. The model-turned-actress is set to star in the 24th James Bond film, a post on the movie’s official Twitter account confirmed.
It’s that time of the month again when we ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We just ask that people leave comments on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We usually do this kind of thing when we are too busy to post anything else – and everyone seems to like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!
Ok so now we know that Jeremy Clarkson has been sacked from Top Gear it is time to think of his predecessor. Who is there who can step into his shoes and continue the show leaving as little upset as possible? Forget Chris Evens, Adrian Chiles is shit, Steve Coogan couldn’t be taken seriously behind a wheel while some idiots have even suggested Boris Johnson. For me there is only one person and that is Vicki Butler-Henderson.
First Jeremy Clarkson pissed us off for attacking Scousers, then he was suspended by the BBC for punching a producer and now they have decided to sack him. His contract will not be renewed after his “unprovoked physical attack” on a Top Gear producer, the BBC’s director general has confirmed. Tony Hall said he had “not taken this decision lightly” and recognised it would “divide opinion”. However, he added “a line has been crossed” and he “cannot condone what has happened on this occasion”. While we will miss Jeremy on Top Gear here at Jammy Toast we have to agree with the decision – he has acted like a “dick” lately and hopefully this decision will act as the wake-up call he needs.
Our friend Jon Pigeon will be pleased to hear that a town is set to get a blue plaque memorial on the birth place of a Second World War hero – a messenger pigeon. The bird, named Commando, is being honoured in his home town by having a blue plaque installed on the loft where he was born, after the hero pigeon was awarded the animal equivalent of the Victoria Cross.
Today, everyone here at Jammy Toast would like to wish Ananasty a very happy twenty-first birthday. We have known Ananasty since she was seven years old but during that time we feel certain she has learned many wonderful things. However, the biggest thing she needs to learn is whenever you give Davidd your laptop to fix, make sure you don’t leave any embarrassing videos on it!!