Us James Bond fans here at Jammy Toast have had a brand new glimpse of 007’s latest adventure with behind the scenes footage from the new film. The footage, showing a car chase involving Daniel Craig’s secret agent’s classic Aston Martin DB10 and a Jaguar C-X75, has just been released by Sony Pictures through the streets of Rome. Director Sam Mendes said fans would see ‘a cat-and-mouse game through the night time streets of Rome, at great speed, between two of the fastest cars in the world.’
In this picture, the girl will always be 9 years old and wailing “Too hot! Too hot!” as she runs down the road away from her burning Vietnamese village. She will always be naked after blobs of sticky napalm melted through her clothes and layers of skin. She will always be a victim without a name…
Keith Harris passed away today at Blackpool Victoria Hospital after secretly battling liver cancer for some time. He died in the early hours of this morning; statement from his agent said the entertainer was told there was nothing further doctors could do after they discovered he was suffering from the cancer. He was best known for his act with green puppet Orville and also had his own BBC One Saturday night programme The Keith Harris Show. He leaves behind two teenage children, Kitty, 15, and Shenton, 13, from his marriage to fourth wife Sarah and daughter Skye, 27 from his first marriage.
Here at Jammy Toast we are all big fans of Tranmere Rovers and were present in 1987 when a Gary Williams goal kept us in the Football League on what could have been the Club’s darkest hour. That day proved to be the catalyst to a revival that took Rovers to Wembley Cup Finals and onto the verge of the Premier League. Today, Tranmere needed more of the same to prevent themselves from falling out of the Football League after 94 years. We so wanted to avoid the drop from the Football League we joined in 1921.
Good news for Top Gear fans as Richard Hammond has said he will not be quitting his mates following the show’s ‘fracas’. The TV star took to Twitter to address rumours that he had quit the BBC show after Jeremy Clarkson was sacked for hitting a producer. He wrote; “To be clear amidst all this talk of us ‘quitting’ or not: there’s nothing for me to ‘quit’. Not about to quit my mates anyway.” The tweet suggests the trio are planning future projects together – which will not be Top Gear. It comes after he was pictured with his Top Gear co-stars James May and Jeremy yesterday.
The Bears here at Jammy Toast are quite an intelligent lot. They can be very inquisitive and are often curious about anything new going on. Luckily, this has never led to any serious trouble unlike the trouble Farmer, Tom Hamilton has found himself in because of his collie dog. Don the Collie caused chaos when he drove a tractor onto a motorway while his owner was distracted tending to lambs. The four-year-old dog leapt into the mini farm vehicle and shot off across a field when he leant against the controls. The tractor smashed through a fence and across the motorway before crashing into the central reservation. Shocked drivers managed to avoid Don and the machine as police sped to the scene on the M74 in Scotland. Luckily for everyone, Don was unhurt and reunited with his relieved owner, a sheep farmer for 54 years.
For the last couple of days Jammy Toast has been laid low by a mystery bug. Everyone was off their Jammy Toast and no one wanted to eat for twenty-four hours. We have no idea where it came from but we are over it now so must assume it was one of those mystery twenty-four hour bugs. All of us are now back on our feet and demanding more Vera because during the last couple of days we have all been lying under duvets watching Vera on Sky Box Sets. We have fallen in love with the old battle-axe detective. She has seen us through our hours of need.
Today is the sixtieth anniversary of the death of the great scientist Albert Einstein but despite this his legend still lives on. He is widely regarded as the most famous scientist ever, Einstein’s name is synonymous with problem solving and a genius-like intellect. With his shock of white hair and bushy moustache, he is instantly recognisable, but for all this it is one small equation that has ensured his legacy lives on. In 1905, the German published his now famous theory of special relativity – E=mc2. It is an equation that is known all around the world and one that adorns posters, t-shirts and has even been turned into tattoos. But what is it, how does it help us today and what does it actually mean?
It’s that time of the month again when we ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We just ask that people leave comments on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We usually do this kind of thing when we are too busy to post anything else – and everyone seems to like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!