Final Goodbyes

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Although New Year’s Eve is supposed to be a happy time of the year – people want to look forward and hope that the coming year will bring them cheer and good luck – however, here at Jammy Toast it is always tinged with a hint of sadness. We can’t help but look back at the people we have lost during the past year. As we get older the people we know tend to get older and so it seems that each year more and more people – famous and otherwise – tend to shuffle off this mortal coil. I always think it is the least we can do to look back and just give them a last nod of recognition before they become confined to the annals of history…

The Angry Andreaa Show #1

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Talking Shit #84

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Great Uncle Bimbo Remembers #13

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As Christmas comes to an end for another year, it always reminds me of an event Davidd told me about as a child many years ago. He says it is the very first event that he can remember from his childhood and he swore when he told me years ago – and still does to this day – that the event actually happened. The event in question happened on Christmas morning when Davidd was around five years old. It was a normal Christmas morning and he had just opened his presents and was particularly excited to receive a pedal car that he could sit in and propel himself around the garden with. Davidd set off outside into the garden to try it out.

Razzi Writes #27

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Hello everyone, Razzi here and I hope you all had a fantastic Christmas time and enjoyed yourselves with everything you did. Here at Jammy Toast we have had a great time except that Granny decided we didn’t need a full turkey because they are so big that we usually throw much of it away after Christmas. We like to have the turkey for Christmas dinner, maybe a few butties thrown in later in the day and then Davidd will make a Special Fried Rice on Boxing Day and this year Auntie Diane wasn’t coming until today and she asked Granny to save her some because she wasn’t having turkey at her house. So all that turkey required and Granny decided she would only get a turkey crown. Then, when she opened it, it was about the size of Jon Pigeon’s chest cavity.

Jammy Toast Welcomes Andreaa

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A typical street in Kirkby, Liverpool. 1965.

Well now we have the big day out of the way, I thought I would come and share some news with you, dear reader. Starting in the New Year we will have a new contributor to Jammy Toast who will be posting stories about life, love and the eternal pursuit of happiness. The new contributor will be a young lady by the name of Andreaa. Now Andreaa is a little special around here because she was our very first friend back in the days when Ananasty and I first started blogging. The year was Anno Domini 2006 when we took our first faltering steps onto Blogger and Andreaa found us… and basically started bullying us. I mean, she was thirteen-years-old when all said and done. If you are asking yourself how a thirteen year old schoolgirl could possibly bully a fully grown man, then you have obviously never come across Andreaa.

Jammy Toast Christmas Tradition

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It has become a little bit of a Christmas tradition here at Jammy Toast that each year we like to watch The Snowman. Every year we like to sit down and enjoy the story by Raymond Briggs but, because it is getting quite old these days, it never seems to feature on the Christmas telly listings. To us, it is the highlight of Christmas Day and so it would appear it is to others also as the film was voted 4th in UKTV Gold’s Greatest TV Christmas Moments.