Granny doesn’t very often use her “nouse” or common sense. However she surprised me the other day with just how much she had thought something through. She had seen an episode of Eight out of Ten Cats Does Countdown and was trying to tell me all about it. She said the man with the black hair and beard was on it and that he was very funny. I asked if she meant Nick Helm – we both love it when he sings love songs at Susie – but no that wasn’t him. It turned out she meant Joe Wilkinson who has brown hair and beard but never mind. She argued about the colour of his hair and beard and I wanted to search google for a picture of Joe, alas my phone was in the other room so I asked to borrow hers.