Favourite Films #18

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Today, we continue our series of posts featuring our favourite films. There is nothing the bears love more than settling around the telly to watch one of our favourite films. Here at Jammy Toast, some of those films have been watched over and over and we would like nothing better than sharing them with you. Our tastes are many and varied as we enjoy films from some of our favourite directors and actors, some of whom we just love everything they do. So today, we continue our tour of some of our favourite movies of all time with Full Metal Jacket.

Talking Shit #110

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Angry Andrea Show #18

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IHope Yas Are Likin Me Stories About Kirkby Folklore Coz I Fink Dee Are Deaed Good Like.. So Dis Week I Thought I Would Tell Yas The Story Of White Man’s Dam.. This Is Like A Big Lake Between Kirkby && Knowsley,, It Is Near Knowsley Safari Park.. Years Ago There Was A Village There Wiff About A Hundred Houses && Some Farms.. The Village Was Called Stockbridge && It Was Along A Road Called Jack’s Brow.. There Is A Village There Today Called Stockbridge Village But That Is A New Village && Its Not Even In The Same Place As The Old One From Years Ago.. The Old One Was Right Next To Da Lake But The New One Is Near Dovecot..

Winnie-The-Pooh #3

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Winnie-the-Pooh is a fictional anthropomorphic teddy bear created by AA Milne. The first collection of his stories were in the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). He named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after a teddy bear owned by his son, Christopher Robin Milne, who was the basis for the character Christopher Robin. The rest of Christopher Robin Milne’s toys – Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, and Tigger – were also incorporated into Milne’s stories. Two more characters, Owl and Rabbit, were created by Milne’s imagination. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some of his tales which have made Pooh probably the most famous bear in the world

The Day I Found A Special Shop

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It is Saturday morning in Festive Road. Coal is being delivered in great sacks and children are playing with wooden swords. The postman knocks on my door at number 52, my house, and hands me an invitation to a party – not just an ordinary party though but a fancy dress party. That could be fun, I think to myself. I must go and find myself a costume. So I set off for the shops but everywhere I go I can only find day-to-day clothes. I am walking back home just about to give up when I turn into a small lane and see a shop with strange costumes in the window.

Carved Bear Chases Woman Motorist!

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Ruth and Geoff Strickland pictured with the bear.

Aten foot tall carved, wooden statue of a bear has stood at the roadside guarding the entrance to Britain’s smallest town, Llanwrtyd Wells, for fifteen years and all has been well. That is until a stupid woman car-driver crashed her car and blamed the bear. What did the bear do? Did it run amok in the road causing the woman to swerve to avoid it? Was it growling menacingly at her as she drove past? No, it just stood there in the same place as it has done for fifteen years. The terrified driver said the bear scared her as she drove past and so now the Highways Agency say it will have to be torn down and relocated.

Bear Music #85

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite