Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!
Today, we continue our series of posts featuring our favourite films. There is nothing the bears love more than settling around the telly to watch one of our favourite films. Here at Jammy Toast, some of those films have been watched over and over and we would like nothing better than sharing them with you. Our tastes are many and varied as we enjoy films from some of our favourite directors and actors, some of whom we just love everything they do. So today, we continue our tour of some of our favourite movies of all time with Aliens.
Last week I went to see a clairvoyant.. I know loads of people think they are shit && they just con ya but I have been before && me mum && sisters have been too.. This one always says stuff that they couldn’t of guessed.. So if it is all a load of shit, how do they know all this stuff about my family?? Davidd even says they ask clever questions to get info out of ya but this woman never asked me nothin the other night, she just told me stuff.. Some of the stuff she told me upset me && actually had me in tears but overall I was made up with most of the stuff she told me..
Chimpton and I have joked for years that we will discover a get-rich-quick scheme and retire to sunnier climes – with the bears of course. We actually have a friend in America who works for the porn industry, who did make Chimpton a few offers but she decided perhaps that was a step too far. However, I think I have now found the perfect scheme which requires the least amount of input and seems to offer vast rewards. In the words of Derek ‘Del Boy’ Edward Trotter, “This time next year, we’ll be millionaires.”
Winnie-the-Pooh is a fictional anthropomorphic teddy bear created by AA Milne. The first collection of his stories were in the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). He named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after a teddy bear owned by his son, Christopher Robin Milne, who was the basis for the character Christopher Robin. The rest of Christopher Robin Milne’s toys – Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo and Tigger – were also incorporated into Milne’s stories. Two more characters, Owl and Rabbit, were created by Milne’s imagination. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some of his tales which have made Pooh probably the most famous bear in the world…
There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…
Hi everyone, hope you have all had a great week. This Tuesday saw James Norwood’s superb season continue as he helped Tranmere safely progress into the second round of the FA Cup with a first-round replay win at Oxford City. Micky Mellon’s side can now look forward to hosting Southport in December, having eased past their National League South hosts.
Although I haven’t written anything for a while, it is nice to see that I do get the odd mention in dispatches – thanks Chimpton. So anyway, this week was Thanks Giving over here and I have to say, I just don’t get it. I’ve got to tell you that at this time of year it is freezing cold, it’s wet and at 4pm it looks like midnight. In my opinion, there’s nothing to give thanks for – at least not at this time of year. Then people say well you get to spend time with your friends and family. Have any of you seen my family? Every time the Boston Patriots lose I have to jam something in my cousin’s throat so that he doesn’t swallow his tongue. It’s not exactly a benefit having a family like mine.
Hiya.. Its 12 o’clock && time for sum of me funnies again.. In case yaas forgot, every Saturday I play yas sumthin funny.. First we played yaa sum Billy && Wally but we pure ran out of them.. Then we played yaas some Snelly Phone Scams.. Then we moved on to some of them FoneJackers.. We heard some Terry Tibbs and some George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. These days tho we have moved on to Paul Smith who is a comedian from Dovecot in Liverpool && hes like dead funny.. I know yas will like him, hes fu*ckin boss..