Hiya. Its 12 o’clock && time for sum of me funnies.. In case yaas forgot, every Saturday we play yas sumthin funny.. First we played yaa sum Billy && Wally but we pure ran out of them.. Then we played yaas some Snelly Phone Scams but now we have moved on to some Fonejacker. We have heard some Terry Tibbs.. Terry is a brilliant businessman who buys && sells things out of ya local papers.. He buys && sells secondhand cars too from a garage thingy where ya can buy a car.. There are no guarantees though && if it breaks down then it is thank you and good night..
Hiya Toasters.. So last week I told yas all about me holiday to Turkey but now am back in England && back in work — thats the sad bit.. Last Sunday was me first day back in work and I was on a late shift working until 11pm.. I hate working that late cos when I finish there is only me and one other girl in the shop && we have to clean up, cash up && get ready for the next day.. So when we finished everything its time to set the alarm, lock up and go home to bed.. Except the bloody alarm wouldnt set!!
Hiya Its 12 O’Clock && Time For Sum of my Funnies .. In Case Yaas Forgot Every Saturday We Play Yaas Sumthin Funny.. First Off We Played Yaa Sum Billy && Wally But We Pure Ran Out Of Them.. Then We Played Yaas Some Snelly Phone Scams But Now Is The Time To Move On Again && Play Yaas Some Terry Tibbs.. Terry Is A Brilliant Businessman Who Buys && Sells Things Out Off The Papers && He Has A Second Hand Car Sales Thingy Where Yaa Can Buy A Car.. But There Are No Guarantees && If It Breaks Down Then It Is Thank You && Good Night!!
Hiya Everyone && As Yas Can Probably Tell Am Back From Me Little Holiday To Turkeyy.. Don’t Ask Me If I Had A Good Time Or Owt Coz I Can’t Remember.. It Was Me Birthday While I Was Away So I Spent Most Of Me Hols Pissed.. Normally When I Go On Holiday I Drink Loads But Coz It Was Me Birthday I Was Even Worse Than Normal.. && Before Davidd Grasses On Me,, I Met This Lad Out There && I Ended Up Wiff A Big Spammy On Me Neck && He Even Give Me One On Me Face!! It Was That Bad It Ended Up All Bruised So Am Now Back Home Walkin Round Liverpool With A Big Bruise On Me Cheek.. I Wouldn’t Mind But The Lad Did It Right In Front Of Me Mum Who Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Ever!! She Was Pissing Herself Laughing At Him.. I Was Like Mum,, I’m Ya Little Princess Ya Meant To Protect Me From Lads..
ILove Da Film Silence Of The Lambs But What I Didnt Know Was We Have Our Own Hannibal The Cannibal In Liverpool.. His Name Is Robert Maudsley && He Has Spent 40 Years In Solitary Confinement && Will Never Be Allowed Out Of Prison — EVER!! He Comes From Speke && From A Big Family,, I Think There Was About 10 Kids.. Da Mum && Dad Couldnt Cope So Da Kids Went Into Nazareth House In Crosby.. That Was A Bastard Of A Place What Was Run By Nuns Called The Sisters Of Da Poor.. Everyone Thought The Nuns Was Dead Kind && Looked After Da Kids But Really De Used To Beat Da Kids && Be Real Cruel To Em.. De Never Spent Any Money On Nazareth House Or On Da Kids But De Always Had Bifters For Emselves..
Hiya Its 12 O’Clock && Time For Sum Sunday Funnies .. In Case Yaas Forgot Every Sunday We Play Yaas Sumthin Funny .. First Off We Played Yaa Sum Billy && Wally But We Pure Ran Out Of Them .. Then We Played Yaas Some Snelly Phone Scams But Now Is The Time To Move On Again && Play Yaas Some Terry Tibbs .. Terry Is A Brilliant Businessman Who Buys && Sells Things Out Off The Papers && He Has A Second Hand Car Sales Thingy Where Yaa Can Buy A Car .. But There Are No Guarantees && If It Breaks Down Then It Is Thank You && Good Night !!
Yas Must Know By Now That I Live In Kirkby And I Admit Its Not The Best Place In The World And Ya Can Even Call It Rough.. But Its Not As Bad As Dee Make Out.. I Was Lookin’ In Da Echo The Other Night && The Only Stories I Found About Kirkby Was A Drug Dealer Getting Jailed, A Woman Slashed In The Stomach During A Fight, A Woman Who Had Bricks Thrown At Her By Lads Tryin To Steal Her Dog, A Woman In Another Fight Had Her Finger Bitten Off, Armed Police Called To A Gang Armed With Baseball Bats, A Triple High-Speed Car Chase Through Kirkby Involving Two Burglars && The Vile Bastards Who Neglected Their Mother && Left Her To Be Eaten Alive By Maggots.. Fuck Me That Was Just In Kirkby On One Day!!