The Angry Andreaa Show #48

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Istarted me new job last week as manager of one of our shops in west derby.. The place is a fuckin’ shit hole.. The old shop i used to work in is a modern one which was warm && clean && all the staff knew what they were doing.. I used to love working there as an assistant manager because we all pulled together && helped each other out.. It’s not like tha in west derby.. It is an older store which has not been refitted for yonks.. The builders are in there now && the first thing they have done is rip the ceiling out && so all the insulation has gone && the place is freezing — it is like a bloody barn.. Even worse than that is none of the staff know what they are doing && most of them dont bloody care either.. Also if you imagine what its like not having a ceiling — dust is everywhere.. I am only here for three months to oversee the stores refit && then i am moving to a brand new store in hightown so all the staff in west derby dont even want to know because they think am not there for long so why bother??

The Angry Andreaa Show #47

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So last week I told yas all about our day out for me mate Zoe’s birthday.. If ya remember for her birthday i got her a pamper day at a spa thingy in town.. One thing I did forget to tell yas about though is the girl who give me my massage — am pure in love with her && am thinking of becoming lesbian for her.. The reason for that is that while she was doing me massage, she asked me do i have back pain.. I said that i do && i think it is part of me fibromyalgia but work doesnt help if am on me feet all day.. So this girl said she could sense it because i was tensing me back while she was massaging me..

The Angry Andreaa Show #46

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Last weekend was me mate Zoe’s birthday so i bought us a pamper day at double tree in the city centre.. i got one for the two of us so that i could go too obvs.. They give you all complimentary slippers, towels && robes that were just so soft it was untrue.. By the time they had finished with us we felt like proper royalty.. They gave us like nearly 2 hours of treatments && when they have finished ya can just chill with complementary champaigne && strawberries && use the spa facilities for another 2 hours.. In the end we had an absolute ball, lovely spa day for my girl’s birthday then after we went for food && drinks with the girls.. Big thanks to ellie for my make up, absolutely loved it.. Shes the best..

The Angry Andreaa Show #45

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Am on a weeks holiday from work this week so nothin much is happenin in Andreaas life. I did want to do some shoppin so I went into Liverpool. I dont even bother tryin to shop in kirkby cos its just full of stegs. I dont know what has happend to the place but everyone looks like theyre a pikey or just off to score off the local druggies. Liverpool isnt much better but at least they have got some decent shops. I did make the mistake of goin into St Johns Market and ive never seen so many closed shops. No wonder everyone shops online these days. I ordered some stuff off amazon at about 8pm on monday night and it was delivered at 9:30am on tuesday morning and it was free delivery. And its cheaper online too. No wonder everyone tries things on in shops and then goes home and orders it online. It makes sense to do it that way!

Andreaa’s Funnies #37

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Hiya.. Davidd has moved me again so am now on at 6 o’clock of a Saturday with all the funnies.. In case yaas dont know, every week I play yas sumthin funny.. It dont matter who it is or where it is from it just has to be funny to make us all laugh.. Theres enough misserable fuckers in the world so i want to makes yas all laugh!! When we first started we played yas Billy && Wally’s Hold Ya Plums, Snelly’s Phone Scams, FoneJackers, Terry Tibbs, George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. Then we found Paul Smith from Dovecot who is a new comedian && dead funny.. Now though it doesnt have to be scousers they just have to be funny && if ya want me to play one of ya faves just message me && i will try me best..

The Angry Andreaa Show #44

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Im dead excited today because my area manager has just told me that someone is going on maternity leave && so i can finally get a managers job that i have been waiting to move into for too long.. I think it was last october when i passed the selection process to become a store manager && ive been waiting for a vacancy ever since.. The annoying part is that my store manager in liverpool has already taken on my replacement so my hours have been cut && so my money is down because the new assitant manager is getting my hours.. So now my area manager has said I will have my own store by 4th February.. Im made up.. I go on holiday to Turkey in May too && that is making me happy so depressed Andreaa has had her ass kicked && am dead happy at the world right now..

Andreaa’s Funnies #36

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Hiya.. Its 12 o’clock && time for sum of me funnies again.. In case yaas forgot, every Saturday lunch time I play yas sumthin funny.. It dont matter who it is or where it is from it just has to be funny to make us all laugh.. Theres enough misserable fuckers in the world so i want to makes yas all laugh!! When we started we played yas Billy && Wally’s Hold Ya Plums, Snelly’s Phone Scams, FoneJackers, Terry Tibbs, George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. The past few weeks we have been playin ya some Paul Smith who is a Scouser from Dovecot in Liverpool.. Like i said it dont matter who it is they just have to be funny && if ya want me to play one of ya faves just message me && i will try me best..

The Angry Andreaa Show #43

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Happy New Year to everyone && i hope yas all had a boss time over christmas && new year.. I spent new year havin a party at home with me maa, me sisters vicki && danni, our alisha, zoe && some mates && friends of the family.. I did ask davidd if he wanted to come but he never wants to know us sock-robbers so he never come.. The main problem was that our vicki was goin to have her own party but me mum invited her to ours && so she come to ours instead.. the problem with that is she had already invited demi to her party && so now she was bringin her to ours.. Everyone fuckin hates demi, in fact i think she is vile.. I was half hoping that because she knows we all hate her she wouldnt come but i knew she would really..

The Best Of Andreaa’s Funnies 2018

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Hiya.. Its 12 o’clock && time for sum of me funnies again.. In case yaas forgot, every Saturday lunch time I play yas sumthin funny.. It dont matter who it is or where it is from it just has to be funny to make us all laugh.. Theres enough misserable fuckers in the world so i want to makes yas all laugh!! When we started we played yas Billy && Wally’s Hold Ya Plums, Snelly’s Phone Scams, FoneJackers, Terry Tibbs, George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. The past few weeks we have been playin ya some Paul Smith who is a Scouser from Dovecot in Liverpool.. Like i said it dont matter who it is they just have to be funny && if ya want me to play one of ya faves just message me && i will try me best..

The Angry Andreaa Show #42

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Ihope yas all had a boss christmas && ate loads of crap to make ya fat like me.. I was that fedup && tired from work i spent most of the day in bed, didnt wanna get up.. I think i told yas all that I have passed me interview && selection thing to be a store manager && am just waiting for a vacancy to come up.. Until then am doin shifts in some of our shops doin sickness cover && covering for managers who are short staffed.. There is a new girl started doin me old job in liverpool.. Shes sound like && shes gonna be dead good at bein a shift manager but shes not like me.. In fact, she is the complete opposite to be fair.. Id even say shes quiet so nothing like me at all!!