Talking Shit #142

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

A Cynical View On Valentine’s Cards

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Personally, I have always liked Valentine’s Day. I can just about remember Mrs Smith – my infant’s school teacher at Woodchurch Road School – getting us to cut out heart shapes from tissue paper and glue them to colourful pieces of folded card and write a message inside to our Mummies. However, if truth be told, I really wanted to give my card to a girl named Angela but she was having none of it and hardly noticed I existed. My young love was unrequited.

Our Granny #24

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Granny’s days are pretty much regulated and everything runs to a strict order. She usually gets up, has her breakfast, gets a few jobs done and has to be finished in time for Jeremy Kyle, Good Morning, Loose Women and Judge Rinder – not to mention Tipping Point and The Chase. So the other morning she got up and had breakfast and finished off one or two jobs – time to watch Jeremy Kyle. Unfortunately Jeremy was nowhere to be seen – Good Morning Britain was still on. Granny was filled with dread as she feared something had happened somewhere in the world and Good Morning Britain was staying on air later than customary to cover the catastrophe.

Talking Shit #141

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Bring The Show Back

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Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro in Limitless.

Everyone who follows us here on Jammy Toast knows that we love our telly. We all have our own favourite telly programmes we love to watch each week or, these days, even binge watch them all in one go. So here is a question we have been mulling over recently. If we could choose one programme to bring back to our screens, what would it be? Some of us go for old classics, others for a show that was axed before it had a chance to shine. It may have been a show that had a decent run of seasons, but it still departed leaving fans wanting more. So today, we are putting the question out there for you; If you could resurrect any cancelled TV show – and have it pick up right where it left off – what would it be?

Telly Favourites #32

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Today we are continuing our series of posts on our favourite telly shows of the past. As you all know, the bears love their telly and there is nothing they love more than finding a character they can love to love… or even love to hate. The bears don’t usually go for the clean-cut, heroic types they are more likely to identify with the slackers of society, people like Frank Gallagher, Jim Royle or Homer Simpson. They like programmes which are “off the wall” although occasionally they will enjoy serious drama if it is interesting and well written. Today, we are featuring

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Early Spring

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Thousands of his fans gathered this morning at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, to watch the famous groundhog deliver his highly anticipated weather forecast. The one and only Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow around 7:30am and did not see his shadow thus predicting an early spring. A member of Phil’s Inner Circle read from the groundhog’s prediction scroll to cheers and applause from the masses, “Faithful followers, there is no shadow of me and a beautiful spring it shall be.”

Talking Shit #140

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Weather Report #17

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With the winter now upon us we thought it was time we continue with one of our old favourites here on Jammy Toast. With the cold weather upon us we feel it is important we give you an accurate weather report. Providing this service can help you to plan your days out – would you need a raincoat, umbrella or maybe even some snow-boots. Perhaps you be fine in just a t-shirt? As with everything else we do, we do it differently from other news and weather sites and we employ famous celebrities to tell you the weather in our own very special way. With this in mind, we have employed some of our favourite celebrities to impart the latest climatic conditions…

Christmoose, Over?

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Our old friend Charlie and Moose have returned to our telly screens with another advert for ClearScore. Since he first appeared in 2017, Moose has been the face of ClearScore’s TV adverts and so far he’s starred in a few of their TV ads helping Charlie check his credit score and stay on top of his finances. Now he has added another advert to the list; featuring Charlie’s sister using ClearScore to start afresh with their finances in the New Year. Meanwhile, Moose is sad that his favourite time of the year has come to an end – no more Christmoose.