Our Granny #22

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Granny often gets fed up with technology. She can never figure out just what her laptop is about to do next and the internet is just a total mystery to her. The funny thing is every now and then she surprises you because she pulls something off. That is, she attempts to do something on her laptop and it just works. However, she then goes to do the same thing again a week later and asks you to do it for her. When you tell her that she did it successfully last time she either gives you her stock reply of, “No I never”, or else says she’s forgotten how she did it. So when she told me she wanted to email a photograph from Facebook to her friend Terri, I was expecting the worse.

Razzi Writes #70

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Razzi here and I have to admit I have not written anything for ages so this is like a new start. I was looking at Aleksandr’s posts and I told Edward that I love the way he uses Sergei’s typing on his post so that it looks like a piece of paper with typing on it. I asked Edward if he could come up with something like that but not a typewriter because I can’t type – have you ever tried typing with paws? So he said he could digitise my paw-writing for me to use on the blogamabob – I am even talking like Aleksandr now! So Edward has set it all up for me and all I have to do is add my writing. Here goes

Picture Of The Day #120

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Ihave no idea why I have chosen this as a Picture Of The Day. Maybe it is the sad, old face of the donkey or maybe it is that donkeys are not supposed to be alone on a beach – there should be a whole drove of donkeys. The photograph is by Stephen Denning who took it on the sands in Mablethorpe, Lincolnshire. It is simply called, “One lone donkey waits on the sand.” There is, however, something about the picture which makes you want to know more about the donkey. Why is he alone? What is he waiting for? They say a picture is worth a thousand words but in this case the picture asks a thousand questions – none of which I have an answer for…

Talking Shit #124

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Angry Andreaa Show #32

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Hiya Toasters, am back from me holibobs so Davidd said I had to tell yas all about it. So I went to Turkey again because I have been goin there for years and I know loads of people there. The only problem was a Hurricane decided to come on its holiday to Turkey too. I cant remember its name so I have been calling it Hurricane Sally. It lasted for about three days where it was really windy and it was raining and thundering too. I bloody hate thunder it scares the life out of me. When I told Davidd about it he said I needed a Thunder Buddy to get me through it.

A New Home For Chimpton

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Some of you will have noticed that Chimpton has been getting more and more agitated recently. Her Asperger’s is running out of control and her Tourette’s is getting “fooking” worse. The amount of prescribed medication she is taking has reached the level where it now has to be delivered by DHL – and she still wants more. She is also beginning to lose her slender grasp on the reality she once had under control – many years ago now. Once upon a time, Chimpton and I would make plans for Granny’s meandering wander down the path to dotage and the steps we would take when she got beyond rational help. This has now turned full-circle to the point where Granny and I are needing plans for Chimpton’s fall into the abyss of psychiatric turmoil. Basically, her cheese has now well and truly slipped off her cracker!

Final Goodbye From The Giants

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It has been a weekend and a half on Merseyside as an estimated 1.5million people made their way to the banks of the Mersey to catch a glimpse of the Giant, Little Boy Giant and Xolo ahead of their journey home. The Giants took over Liverpool and Wirral for their spectacular adventure. Then yesterday, crowds in Liverpool were even treated to a special appearance from the Little Girl Giant, who holds a place in the heart of Scousers.

Jammy Toast Dogs #3

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Today I am going to continue with my series of posts to tell you all about the doggies we have had the fortune to have known over the years. We really love German Shepherds, or Alsatians, here at Jammy Toast – mostly because they are so loving and intelligent. They make great guard dogs but are also friendly towards the rest of their pack – human, bear or otherwise. The first German Shepherd we ever had was a character by the name of Max. Just like his owner, Max was a little special and had a few social problems. These problems usually manifested themselves in his desire to kill anyone he met.

Andreaa’s Funnies #24

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Hello, its 12 O’clock and time for some funnies. Andreaa is still away on another holiday in Turkey so it is left to me to cover her backside again. Last time she went away she gave me a couple of posts for me to post in her absence. No such luck this time. To be fair though, she doesn’t half work some hours for that shop of hers so maybe we can let her off this time. Unfortunately, it means you will have to put up with me again for this week but she should be back next week.

Talking Shit #123

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!