Weather Report #16

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With the winter nearly upon us we thought it was time we brought back an old favourite here on Jammy Toast. With the colder weather now upon us we feel it is important we give you an accurate weather report. Providing this service can help you to plan your days out – would you need a raincoat or umbrella or would you be fine in just a t-shirt? As with everything else we do, we do it differently from other news and weather sites and we employ famous celebrities to tell you the weather in our own very special way. With this in mind, we have employed some of our favourite celebrities to impart the latest climatic conditions…

Talking Shit #132

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Picture Of The Day #122

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Bear with a sore head.

Idon’t think bears drink alcohol although judging by the look of this bear I may be mistaken. He really looks like he has had a heavy night and needs a quick pick me up. You can just imagine him thinking to himself, “Never again!” It does bring a whole new outlook to the phrase; “A Bear With A Sore Head.” I think I would suggest a quick Maccies breakfast as that is the fastest cure I know for a hangover…

No Volvere

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Many moons ago, here on Jammy Toast, we used to make our own music videos. Many songs we wanted to feature on the blog didn’t have a video for us to “borrow”, so we resorted to making our own. So in 2009, we found a couple of Spanish bears who we rescued via eBay. Unfortunately when they arrived here at Jammy Toast they were a little homesick. Their names were – and still are for that matter – Enriquo and Enrique. The two are twins and so to celebrate their birthday, and to make them feel more at home, Egginanoo made them a special Spanish themed video. The video was for The Gypsy Kings song called “No Volvere”.

The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies

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Hands up everyone who remembers the BBC sitcom ‘Allo ‘Allo. Well the portrait made famous by the show sold at the weekend for £15,000. “The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies” was painted by the totally fictitious artist Van Clomp and was one of the main running jokes of the show which ran from 1982 to 1992. The infamous prop previously sold in 2007 for £4,000 to a private buyer. Auctioneer Andy Stowe, said the latest buyer was from Nouvion in France where the series was set so “it was going home”.

Jammy Toast Dogs #5

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Today I am going to continue with our series of posts telling you all about the doggies we have had the fortune to have known over the years. We really love German Shepherds, or Alsatians, here at Jammy Toast – mostly because they are so loving and intelligent. They make great guard dogs but are also friendly towards the rest of their pack – human, bear or otherwise. The first German Shepherd we ever had was a character by the name of Max. Just like his owner, Max was a little special and had a few social problems. These problems usually manifested themselves in his desire to kill anyone he met.

Talking Shit #131

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

This Time Next Year, We’ll Be Millionaires

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Chimpton and I have joked for years that we will discover a get-rich-quick scheme and retire to sunnier climes – with the bears of course. We actually have a friend in America who works for the porn industry, who did make Chimpton a few offers but she decided perhaps that was a step too far. However, I think I have now found the perfect scheme which requires the least amount of input and seems to offer vast rewards. In the words of Derek ‘Del Boy’ Edward Trotter, “This time next year, we’ll be millionaires.”

Talking Shit #130

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Dalby Forest Shut Out

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Visitors to a North Yorkshire beauty spot couldn’t understand the length of the queue to get in. During the summer months, visitors to the North York Moors National Park might expect the car park to be busy but at this time of the year you would expect to be able to drive straight in, without delay. However, on this particular day, visitors to the eight thousand acres of woodland had to wait. All because of a resting rodent who had decided to take up home on the circuit board of the car park vehicle entry barrier.