Talking Shit #114

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Supercharged Otters

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Thursday is usually Andreaa’s Day here at Jammy Toast but as she is currently on holiday in Turkey we are at a bit of a loss as to what to do with today. So to cover for “she who must be obeyed, or else”, I thought I would tell you of our latest love. A while ago we went and saw some otters and immediately saw what great little creatures they are. Equally at home on land as they seem to be in the water. We were fascinated watching them use tools to help them get at the food. They eat fish and invertebrates and think nothing of lying back, placing the invertebrate on their chests and hitting hells-bells out of it with a rock. To heighten our interest we saw a programme about them last week which spelt out just how clever these little chaps are.

Daytrip To The Isle Of Man

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Unfortunately there will be no Sunday Funnies for the next couple of weeks because – as you can see from the photo above – Angry Andreaa is currently on holiday in Turkey. Andreaa has only just arrived which might explain why she still looks a little pale and needs to work on that tan. I have told her to behave herself while she is away but that is a little like telling an alcoholic visiting a brewery not to drink. You must all know Andreaa by now, so no doubt she will have some stories to tell on her return. She is a little like me and doesn’t believe in sun cream so she will either have a brilliant tan or – like me – she will look like a burns victim on her return. I have given her our best and hope she has a boss time over there!

Talking Shit #113

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Picture Of The Day #99

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AVRO Lancaster Bomber pictured at the Southport Air Show 2018. Picture © Pat Regan.

Last weekend saw this year’s Southport Airshow with a packed schedule of displays across the three days. This year’s show saw a display featuring the Red Arrows on Friday night and across the weekend there was an exciting show featuring the RAF Typhoon Fighter, the world’s only flying Bristol Blenheim and probably the two most iconic planes to ever be flown by the RAF – a pair of Spitfires and an AVRO Lancaster Bomber (pictured above).

Boaty McBoatface Ready For Launch Today

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Britain’s new polar research ship Boaty McBoatface RRS Sir David Attenborough is ready to go into the water today. The newly assembled hull of the ship is now standing on the slipway at Cammell Laird’s shipyard here in Birkenhead, awaiting its launch at lunch time. Weather and tide permitting, the £200m vessel should slide gracefully into the River Mersey at around noon. Although the ship has been named after Sir David Attenborough – who we love and admire – to us here at Jammy Toast she will always be “Boaty McBoatface” which was going to be her name following an online poll. Then ministers stepped in to choose what they referred to as “a more appropriate name”. However, on a serious note, she represents the largest commercial ship built in Britain for three decades.

Talking Shit #112

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!