Redneck Radio

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Mena Suvari is joining Sirius XM.

Mena Suvari tweeted a picture yesterday of her standing in front of a board displaying the logo for Sirius XM. She also included the news that she is going to be working with an old friend of hers on the radio station. This news and the picture brought memories flooding back of when we were on Holiday in Florida and we discovered Satellite Radio. This was back in the noughties and Satellite Radio was a new thing at the time. It meant that from the car we were driving around Florida we could listen to more or less any radio station in the USA. We tuned into Sirius XM which we immediately christened Redneck Radio. This was a spoof radio station from the Deep South pretending to feature real hillbilly rednecks – Chimpton and I thought it was hilarious, Ex-Wife did not!

Kings Of Comedy #6

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Today we are continuing our series of posts where we share some of our favourite comedians and comedy routines with you. We love comedy here at Jammy Toast, be it from old masters or young pretenders. People like Peter Kay, Jeff Dunham, Sacha Baron Cohen, John Bishop and Jerry Sadowitz amongst the newer comedians with Ken Dodd, Mickey Finn, Morecombe and Wise and Eddie Flannigan amongst the older funny men. From time to time we will share some of our favourite comedians and today we thought we would keep the ball rolling with

Buridan’s Ass

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Ihave always fancied having some really interesting illness. Not something that would blight my life beyond recovery, just something to talk about at parties. You know the way people talk about their piles in mixed company or their old war wound. Alas, I was too young to go to war – apparently not being born is a good enough excuse to beat being ‘called up’ into the armed forces – so that kind of ruins my chances of having a war wound. As for piles, I will admit to probably too much food going in one end but I have never had a problem with it coming out the other end. Chimpton on the other hand – her of the healthy diet – is always constipated or producing little rabbit pellets – maybe that’s a story for another day?

Talking Shit #99

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Winnie The Pooh

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Iam a pretty easing going guy, ask anyone. I tend to do anything for an easy life and so if someone starts moaning and causing me ear-ache or stress then I will normally go along with their wishes thus alleviating the stress. Easy. So lately, Andreaa has been bending my ear because she wants Winnie The Pooh to be featured on Jammy Toast. She says she prefers Pooh to Paddington. Now I always felt as a child that AA Milne’s style of writing was quite confusing and, although I loved the films, I never really got into the books. However, as an adult I revisited them and really began to appreciate them for the classics they are. So perhaps Andreaa is right, perhaps we should give Pooh a try.

Talking Shit #98

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Picture Of The Day #98

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157 year old Giant Tortoise.

We have no idea who these two are except for the fact that the giant tortoise seems to have a nice smile going on… oh yea, and the fact that he is 157 years old! Can’t be bad if you are still smiling at that advanced age. Here at Jammy Toast we know plenty of people a great younger than that who spend their days frowning and being miserable. I wonder if he could speak what would his secret of living to an advanced age be. Probably a glass of wine or whiskey a every day – old people always say that when they are asked.