In The Beginning…

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Since we decided to restart Jammy Toast people have been asking us how it all started and more importantly why. It is always fun looking back and trying to discover how an otherwise normal, sane and sensible person like myself (*cough*) suddenly decide to start a retirement home for Renault Bears? How was it that we suddenly decided to spend hours searching the world for unwanted Renault Bears and bringing them here to Jammy Toast to spend the remainder of their days watching daytime telly and eating their favourite food? I think it is a story worth re-telling, so this is how it all started…

Red Squirrels Fighting Back

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Britain’s native red squirrels are battling back against their grey foreign rivals and have returned to one of Britain’s best loved beauty spots. Except for a few pockets in the north of England, the Isle of Wight and Scotland, native reds have been almost wiped out, with a 95% decline since 1952. Their rapid decline has been blamed on the success of the imported grey, which spreads the squirrel pox virus. But now after a 16 year absence, the reds have been spotted once again in Windermere, in the Lake District.

Friday Shit Day #3

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast today leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

Jon Pigeon

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Pigeons are the scourge of councils all around the country. They shit on old buildings and spread diseases around the country. They like to live under bridges and for some reason we never seem to catch sight of their young. However, they are smart enough to know how to use humans to supply them with food and keep starvation at bay. They may not be the smartest animal on our planet but, as some of you may have noticed, one pigeon has managed to acquire and utilise a laptop. His name is Jon Pigeon.

Bear Paw Seal Of Approval #2

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Some of you may have noticed that some prestigious companies have “By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen” on their products and stationary. These companies are Royal Warrant Holders; they are “united by their commitment to the highest standards of service, quality and excellence”, to The Queen, Prince Phillip or Prince Charles. We thought it was about time The Bears gave out Bear Warrants to people and companies who supply excellent service and products to the bears here at Jammy Toast. We do not accept any form of advertising here at Jammy Toast but we do believe in acknowledging companies who have provided us with excellent services and so today we would like to recommend