Bear Heroes #2

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As you will be aware if you read this blog often, The Bears pass most of their days watching daytime television. One of their biggest heroes on daytime telly is Jeremy Kyle. With re-runs and ITV-2 showing old shows, The Bears can spend up to 3 hours a day watching Jeremy and they love every minute of it.

Imagine how shocked and repulsed they were when they read the following from Anna Smith on the Sunday Mirror Opinion page yesterday…

Welcome to the brain-dead Jeremy Kyle society. You just sit there on the sofa eating crisps, scratching your arse and watching the lives of misfits unfold.

A procession of skanks pour out their sordid tabloid headlines, setting the benchmark for what is acceptable – and what’s not.

It is from this trashy daytime show that families are learning their morals and taking guidance on how to raise their kids.

How dare she call our Jez head of the “brain-dead Jeremy Kyle society”. This woman is speaking about a God of daytime television. Who the hell does she think she is? The Bears would just like to say two things…

Firstly, they all wish Anna Smith would rot in hell watching Good Morning, Loose Women and all the other real crap that is shown on daytime telly!

Secondly, The Bears are going to make Jez a Bear Hero!

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A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


16 Comments on “Bear Heroes #2”

  1. its not funni i cant rob it cos i aint got the intelligance i got to past me drivin test b4 september and i jus cant c the dosh do it :( its jus so expensive havin a house i aint got a life now :(

  2. how mad iis that sumfiin was telliin mee to come on here and ii would liike to say that jeremy kyle iis well good and ii was watchiing hiis programme today how funny iit was thiis man saiid to hiim can you spell dad and jeremy saiid to hiim can you spell father and he went farther and he called jeremy ugly and he saiid ii know iim ugly but have you seen yourself lol ii love hiis programmes

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