123456789 Prisoner Benn

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Category: Mr Benn's Adventures14 Comments


One morning I awoke in Festive Road and took a look around my room. I felt rather shut in by the four walls that day. Perhaps I should go for a walk. My feet took me along the street, down the side-streets and into the little lanes. There I found the costume shop and decided to look inside. Inside I saw a costume covered in stripes with 123456789 stitched on it. Just as I was wondering what to make of it, the shopkeeper invited me to try it on.

Talking Shit #113

Posted by The Bearkeeper on
Category: Shit / Open Night33 Comments


Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Angry Andrea Show #21

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Category: The Angry Andreaa Show21 Comments


ILove Da Film Silence Of The Lambs But What I Didnt Know Was We Have Our Own Hannibal The Cannibal In Liverpool.. His Name Is Robert Maudsley && He Has Spent 40 Years In Solitary Confinement && Will Never Be Allowed Out Of Prison — EVER!! He Comes From Speke && From A Big Family,, I Think There Was About 10 Kids.. Da Mum && Dad Couldnt Cope So Da Kids Went Into Nazareth House In Crosby.. That Was A Bastard Of A Place What Was Run By Nuns Called The Sisters Of Da Poor.. Everyone Thought The Nuns Was Dead Kind && Looked After Da Kids But Really De Used To Beat Da Kids && Be Real Cruel To Em.. De Never Spent Any Money On Nazareth House Or On Da Kids But De Always Had Bifters For Emselves..

Telly Favourites #30

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Category: Telly Favourites37 Comments

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Patrick McGoohan as The Prisoner.

Today we are continuing our series of posts on our favourite telly shows of the past. As you all know, the bears love their telly and there is nothing they love more than finding a character they can love to love… or even love to hate. The bears don’t usually go for the clean-cut, heroic types they are more likely to identify with the slackers of society, people like Frank Gallagher, Jim Royle or Homer Simpson. They like programmes which are “off the wall” although occasionally they will enjoy serious drama if it is interesting and well written. Today, we are featuring

Winnie-The-Pooh #4

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Category: Winnie The Pooh25 Comments

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Winnie-the-Pooh is a fictional anthropomorphic teddy bear created by AA Milne. The first collection of his stories were in the book Winnie-the-Pooh (1926), and this was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). He named the character Winnie-the-Pooh after a teddy bear owned by his son, Christopher Robin Milne, who was the basis for the character Christopher Robin. The rest of Christopher Robin Milne’s toys – Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, and Tigger – were also incorporated into Milne’s stories. Two more characters, Owl and Rabbit, were created by Milne’s imagination. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some of his tales which have made Pooh probably the most famous bear in the world

Great Uncle Bimbo Remembers #27

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Category: Great Uncle Bimbo28 Comments

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Hello, my name is Bimbo. I am Great Uncle to all the bears even though I am not a Renault Bear myself. It is a bit of an honorary title because I am a very old bear. In fact, I was bought for Davidd by his Grandparents on the day that he was born many, many years ago. I can remember many things that have happened in my lifetime and these are the things I write about in my column. I will tell you of things that happened not just to Davidd and me, but things I can remember from television, news or anything else that comes into my head.

Bear Music #87

Posted by Flat Eric on
Category: Music34 Comments


There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite