Our Granny #25

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
Category: Grannyisms5 Comments


Ithink we have mentioned a few times previously about Granny’s exploits with technology and everything online. This is a bit of a shame really because Granny likes to do a bit of online shopping and is the scourge of Iceland, Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury’s and Argos. She doesn’t stick to one shopping outlet, instead she likes to spread her devastation around. Needless to say, when things go wrong it is never Granny’s fault but is just stupid technology. Even more annoying is when you show her how to do something after she has messed it up she always comes back with the remark, “Well it never did that for me!”

Lestly In The Hizzouse #16

Posted by Lester B. on
Category: Lester's Column34 Comments


Okay so I figured that two Sharknado movies was enough for anyone to endure so when Natalie went out the other night I was at a loss for what to watch. So I’m looking through the TV Guide when I notice they have a re-run of Back To The Future. The only problem with this is that I had never seen it in the first place but I had heard some good reports and it had to be better than Sharknado. So basically, Back To The Future stars the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit as Doc Brown and the guy who is too short to be in any of the Hobbit movies as Marty McFly.

Jammy Toast Dogs #7

Posted by Great Uncle Bimbo MBE on
Category: Animals/Bears/Pets32 Comments

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Today I am going to continue with our series of posts telling you all about the doggies we have had the fortune to have known over the years. We really love German Shepherds, or Alsatians, here at Jammy Toast – mostly because they are so loving and intelligent. They make great guard dogs but are also friendly towards the rest of their pack – human, bear or otherwise. The first German Shepherd we ever had was a character by the name of Max. Just like his owner, Max was a little special and had a few social problems. These problems usually manifested themselves in his desire to kill anyone he met.

Bear Music #116

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Category: Music35 Comments


There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Paddington Bear #31

Posted by Michael Bond CBE on
Category: Paddington Bear42 Comments

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Paddington Bear is famous the world over, having been translated into 30 different languages and sold more than 30 million books worldwide. This current batch of stories are taken from his fourth book; “Paddington Abroad” which was first published in 1961. It was written by Michael Bond and illustrated by Peggy Fortnum. The polite immigrant bear from darkest Peru, with his old hat, battered suitcase, duffle coat and love of marmalade sandwiches has become a classic character from English literature. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some more of the tales which have made Paddington Famous the world over

Talking Shit #146

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit37 Comments


Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Angry Andreaa Show #52

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Category: Angry Andreaa Show39 Comments


Hiya everyone – except Pot Noodle.. Sorry about last week when i told yas all to watch “Who Needs A Man When You’ve Got a Spray Tan??” on Channel 5 && then it wasn’t on.. For some reason the channel decided not to show it && then there was all sorts of rumours gettin’ posted on social media.. Some were sayin that the whole series was cancelled because of the bad publicity but that’s not true.. Channel 5 now say that because of a schedulling fuck-up,, the rest of the series has been moved to a later date.. They don’t say when though so it all sounds like bullshit to me.

Pot Noodle’s Say #1

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Category: Pot Noodle's Say30 Comments


My name’s Dan but everyone calls me Pot Noodle cos that’s all I ever ate as a kid. For yonks now Andreaa has been writing stuff on here and like makin’ out that she’s better than us lads. She really thinks that sun-beds, make-up, nails and hairdos are the bees knees. Now Lora has joined her and the two of ’em are like The New Scouse Bird’s Liberation Front. So I am ere to give yas the news from the goin’ for a bevie, footie and sky sports perspective. Ta be honest, I’ve got nothin’ against Andreaa & Lora – they’re bessie mates wif me bird, so yerno – but am here ta put de record straight. Time I had my say!

Happy Thirtieth Birthday

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
Category: Technology/Internet45 Comments

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Here at Jammy Toast we would like to wish the World Wide Web – without whom we wouldn’t even be here – a happy thirtieth birthday. We would also like to agree with Sir Tim Berners-Lee who has called on the public and politicians to “come together” to end online hatred to commemorate the occasion. The founder of the World Wide Web Foundation said the internet had created opportunities for good, but had also “given a voice to those who spread hatred and made all kinds of crime easier to commit”. He added that it would be “defeatist and unimaginative” to assume that the Web could not be changed for the better, given how far it has come in its first thirty years.

Karl’s Meaning Of Life #1

Posted by Karl Pilkington on
Category: Karl's Column38 Comments


For centuries, life’s big questions have puzzled some of the world’s greatest minds. The need for love, marriage and life-long commitment. The yearning to reproduce and the survival of the human race. The search for a vocation, the desire to find happiness and the inevitable end – death. Karl has never given a seconds thought to any of these issues. Now he’s turned forty he thinks it’s time he did. Jammy Toast have sent him off around the world to see how other people deal with life’s big questions and if these questions are such a big deal anyway.