Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!
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Here at Jammy Toast one of our favourite telly programmes is Tattoo Fixers. So you can imagine how devastated we were this week to learn that Jay is to leave the show. Some of his photo-realistic tattoos have to be seen to be believed and all we can say is that he hasn’t done too badly for someone whose art teacher told him he couldn’t even draw. Not only did he prove her wrong by moving to another class and achieving an A grade, he went on to set up his own tattoo studio at the age of 21, which inadvertently ended up catapulting him to fame on Tattoo Fixers.
Today we are concluding our highly entertaining (and hilarious for some) feature which I feel must go down as one of the most exhilarating series we have ever posted here on Jammy Toast. I think we had just better warn anyone who has a heart condition, or who is easily excitable, to just take this slowly and do not read/view this post all at once. Over-excitement could result if you consume this little post too quickly – I would also recommend sitting down. Now, as many of you know, Razzi and I teach people to drive around the Wirral and one of the draw-backs to this is when we need an emergency wee-wee. Public Toilets around the Wirral are very few and far between. So today, we are concluding our feature where we introduce you to the wonderful toiletry arrangements offered by Wirral Metropolitan Borough Council…
Back in January, Andreaa wrote a post for us about Liverpool Nutters. It was an affectionate look back at some of the eccentric people who have frequented Liverpool over the years. One of the “Nuttas” she remembered was Jackson ‘Jacko’ Nesbitt, Liverpool’s very own Cardboard Guitar Man. Jacko was famous in Liverpool for busking in and around Williamson Square and outside the theatres with his cardboard guitar. Many people called him ‘Plinketti Plink’ because that was the noise he used to make to imitate the sound of his guitar.
There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…
You may remember Finn the Police Dog who we have featured previously on Jammy Toast after he was seriously injured defending his handler from a knife wielding burglar. Finn was nearly knifed to death saving his partner and is now to receive the animal George Cross – a PDSA Gold Medal. German shepherd Finn and PC Dave Wardell had cornered a robbery suspect when Finn was knifed twice with a 10in blade. PC Wardell said: “In a split second I saw the man lunge at Finn. As he pulled away I saw a 10in blade, covered in Finn’s blood. The man then lunged at me but Finn, despite being seriously hurt, grabbed hold of the suspect and stopped him landing a fatal blow. My hand was cut and Finn’s head sliced open. His grip remained, pulling at the suspect’s leg to stop him from escaping over a fence.”