The Angry Andreaa Show #45

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Am on a weeks holiday from work this week so nothin much is happenin in Andreaas life. I did want to do some shoppin so I went into Liverpool. I dont even bother tryin to shop in kirkby cos its just full of stegs. I dont know what has happend to the place but everyone looks like theyre a pikey or just off to score off the local druggies. Liverpool isnt much better but at least they have got some decent shops. I did make the mistake of goin into St Johns Market and ive never seen so many closed shops. No wonder everyone shops online these days. I ordered some stuff off amazon at about 8pm on monday night and it was delivered at 9:30am on tuesday morning and it was free delivery. And its cheaper online too. No wonder everyone tries things on in shops and then goes home and orders it online. It makes sense to do it that way!

Renault Bears Closes

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At the beginning of the year, we launched The Renault Bears’ website and the plan was to move all future bear posts over to that site while leaving Jammy Toast as the site for everyone else. The amount of space to post articles has been reduced here since the arrival of Andreaa, Lestly, Mr Benn, AA Milne, Aleksandr Orlov and Michael Bond. This is a nice problem to have because it means that Jammy Toast is growing as time passes us by. However, it also mean that there simply aren’t enough days in the week to post everything. So, we took the step of starting a new blog just for the bears – no humans allowed.

Paddington Bear #29

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Paddington Bear is famous the world over, having been translated into 30 different languages and sold more than 30 million books worldwide. This current batch of stories are taken from his fourth book; “Paddington Abroad” which was first published in 1961. It was written by Michael Bond and illustrated by Peggy Fortnum. The polite immigrant bear from darkest Peru, with his old hat, battered suitcase, duffle coat and love of marmalade sandwiches has become a classic character from English literature. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some more of the tales which have made Paddington Famous the world over

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

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Kevin Smith didn’t have what you could call the most peaceful of years last year. However, he is now back with a vengeance and looking to make us Jay & Silent Bob fans incredibly happy this year. The director shared the latest update on his new project, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, the long awaited follow-up to the 2001 comedy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, starring him and Jason Mewes as the famous characters they first brought to life in Clerks in 1994.

Bear Music #107

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Andreaa’s Funnies #37

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Hiya.. Davidd has moved me again so am now on at 6 o’clock of a Saturday with all the funnies.. In case yaas dont know, every week I play yas sumthin funny.. It dont matter who it is or where it is from it just has to be funny to make us all laugh.. Theres enough misserable fuckers in the world so i want to makes yas all laugh!! When we first started we played yas Billy && Wally’s Hold Ya Plums, Snelly’s Phone Scams, FoneJackers, Terry Tibbs, George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. Then we found Paul Smith from Dovecot who is a new comedian && dead funny.. Now though it doesnt have to be scousers they just have to be funny && if ya want me to play one of ya faves just message me && i will try me best..

Talking Shit #137

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Angry Andreaa Show #44

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Im dead excited today because my area manager has just told me that someone is going on maternity leave && so i can finally get a managers job that i have been waiting to move into for too long.. I think it was last october when i passed the selection process to become a store manager && ive been waiting for a vacancy ever since.. The annoying part is that my store manager in liverpool has already taken on my replacement so my hours have been cut && so my money is down because the new assitant manager is getting my hours.. So now my area manager has said I will have my own store by 4th February.. Im made up.. I go on holiday to Turkey in May too && that is making me happy so depressed Andreaa has had her ass kicked && am dead happy at the world right now..

Is Chimpton A Mutant?

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Look at the size of Chimpton’s head — much bigger than mine!

Over Christmas I sat down to watch The Royal Institute Christmas Lecture – as I do every year. This year it was presented by biological anthropologist, author and TV presenter Alice Roberts, and geneticist Aoife McLysaght. The subject was “Who Am I?” and the lectures took a look at how our genes make us the individuals we are. It is amazing how close we are to each other; we share 99.4% of our genes with our human neighbours, 98.7% with a chimp and even 44% with a fruit fly and yet we are also entirely unique individuals – there is nobody else quite like me or you.

Thoughts On Jammy Toast From Brian Cox

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Here at Jammy Toast we love Professor Brian Cox OBE, FRS and all the fantastic television programmes he makes about physics and astronomy – especially the Wonders of… series. He has a way of making everything he talks about clear, precise and even understandable to use non-techies. We have even tried reading a couple of his books, Why Does E=mc2 and The Quantum Universe – neither of which (just like Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time) made a bit of sense to us. So we love Brian but what does Brian think of Jammy Toast? As he works just up the road at the University of Manchester, we thought we would ask