Erasmus ‘Razzi’ Bear

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Category: Our Bears9 Comments


Hi everyone, my name is Erasmus Bear – or Razzi for short. Seeing as Eddie is introducing himself it seems only fair that I have my own go at letting everyone know who I am. I am the bear who most people refer to as the big “bad” bear here at Jammy Toast. This is just because they only look skin deep. They see a bear who likes girlies and maybe the odd little titbits of internet bear-porn but deep-down I am a kind and loving bear. It is difficult to describe what I am really like because I am not as clever as Edward and don’t find words easy to come by. I also find it very difficult to type because I have paws, but I try my best.

Eddie Bear

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Hello everybody, I thought that as we now have a brand new Jammy Toast it might just be time to introduce myself in case anyone doesn’t know me. My name is Eddie and I was the first Renault Bear to be saved. When I say “saved” I actually mean stolen. You see, I actually belonged to a guy called Tony who let me go on holiday with The Chimpton, who then refused to return me and has held me captive at Chimpton HQ ever since. Luckily, Tony has long forgive The Chimpton for the theft of myself and even admits that I am better off being looked after by a Chimpton than by Tony who can sometimes be a little… naughty!

The Return Of Garfield

Posted by Davidd on
Category: Friends & Relatives6 Comments


Those of you with a good memory may recall that we used to feature Garfield the Comic Strip each day on our blog. We stopped mainly because we were aware of the copyright implications of reproducing material which belongs to Jim Davis. However, if we are friendly about it – reproduce the copyright details, credit it all to Jim Davis and publish a link to Garfield’s website – then surely no one can seriously complain about anything. Especially as Garfield is syndicated in roughly 2,580 newspapers and journals and is the world’s most widely syndicated comic strip.

Bear Music #1

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Category: Music10 Comments


There is nothing more we love here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…

Hello World

Posted by Davidd on
Category: Jammy Toast12 Comments


Welcome to the new look Jammy Toast. We decided to move from the old site because we got fed up with all the rain and wind and storms of England and decided to move to our very own desert island. On our island the sun always shines and the temperature is always at least into the thirties – sometimes even the forties. We eat our Jammy Toast on the beach disturbed only by the sound of the waves hitting the beach and the distant cry of the gulls. Once a week a boat arrives at our island with the supplies on-board for the coming week, including plenty of sun-cream to stop us from looking like one of the natives. Needless to say Razzi says the sun-cream is only for wimps and insists that the knotted-hankie on his head is enough to keep the sun at bay. The days are relaxed and the evenings are spent in the tranquillity of the balmy heat remaining from the day. Then the alarm-clock goes off and we’re back in Birkenhead…