Bring The Show Back

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Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro in Limitless.

Everyone who follows us here on Jammy Toast knows that we love our telly. We all have our own favourite telly programmes we love to watch each week or, these days, even binge watch them all in one go. So here is a question we have been mulling over recently. If we could choose one programme to bring back to our screens, what would it be? Some of us go for old classics, others for a show that was axed before it had a chance to shine. It may have been a show that had a decent run of seasons, but it still departed leaving fans wanting more. So today, we are putting the question out there for you; If you could resurrect any cancelled TV show – and have it pick up right where it left off – what would it be?

Telly Favourites #32

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Today we are continuing our series of posts on our favourite telly shows of the past. As you all know, the bears love their telly and there is nothing they love more than finding a character they can love to love… or even love to hate. The bears don’t usually go for the clean-cut, heroic types they are more likely to identify with the slackers of society, people like Frank Gallagher, Jim Royle or Homer Simpson. They like programmes which are “off the wall” although occasionally they will enjoy serious drama if it is interesting and well written. Today, we are featuring

Lestly In The Hizzouse #14

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A scene from Sharknado — Pictured: Ian Ziering as Fin Shepard.

The other night, I’m sitting in all alone nothing to do and pretty bored. Natalie is out so I have the place to myself but nothing to do, so I turn on SyFy for some entertainment. Holy Shit they have this movie starting called Sharknado: Enough Said as part of their “Shark Week” set of programmes. Now I didn’t even like sharks when they were swimming around Amity Island and bugging Roy Schneider and Richard Dreyfuss – but now they’re airborne because of Global Warming!

Bear Music #110

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Early Spring

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Thousands of his fans gathered this morning at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, to watch the famous groundhog deliver his highly anticipated weather forecast. The one and only Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow around 7:30am and did not see his shadow thus predicting an early spring. A member of Phil’s Inner Circle read from the groundhog’s prediction scroll to cheers and applause from the masses, “Faithful followers, there is no shadow of me and a beautiful spring it shall be.”

Talking Shit #140

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Angry Andreaa Show #47

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So last week I told yas all about our day out for me mate Zoe’s birthday.. If ya remember for her birthday i got her a pamper day at a spa thingy in town.. One thing I did forget to tell yas about though is the girl who give me my massage — am pure in love with her && am thinking of becoming lesbian for her.. The reason for that is that while she was doing me massage, she asked me do i have back pain.. I said that i do && i think it is part of me fibromyalgia but work doesnt help if am on me feet all day.. So this girl said she could sense it because i was tensing me back while she was massaging me..

Weather Report #17

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With the winter now upon us we thought it was time we continue with one of our old favourites here on Jammy Toast. With the cold weather upon us we feel it is important we give you an accurate weather report. Providing this service can help you to plan your days out – would you need a raincoat, umbrella or maybe even some snow-boots. Perhaps you be fine in just a t-shirt? As with everything else we do, we do it differently from other news and weather sites and we employ famous celebrities to tell you the weather in our own very special way. With this in mind, we have employed some of our favourite celebrities to impart the latest climatic conditions…

The Story Of Aleksandr Orlov #11

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Aleksandr and Sergei working on new book.

Today I continues tell peoples all about my life. Due to popular demand I have decide to tell my bear friends at Jammy Toast about amazing story of Orlov family. From amazing journey across Kalahari Desert to beginnings of meerkat comparing business on streets of Moscow. I am hoping from money Davidd pay to re-marble roof of Orlov Family mansion. Many meerkats have soggy fur because of hole in roof of mansion when it rain and lie in bed at night lookings at stars. I also say big thank you to Sergei who type for me on old typewriter found in attic in Meerkovo. Please enjoyment this

Christmoose, Over?

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Our old friend Charlie and Moose have returned to our telly screens with another advert for ClearScore. Since he first appeared in 2017, Moose has been the face of ClearScore’s TV adverts and so far he’s starred in a few of their TV ads helping Charlie check his credit score and stay on top of his finances. Now he has added another advert to the list; featuring Charlie’s sister using ClearScore to start afresh with their finances in the New Year. Meanwhile, Moose is sad that his favourite time of the year has come to an end – no more Christmoose.