Bear Music #102

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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite

George’s Sports Report #17

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Hi everyone, hope you have all had a great week. This Tuesday saw James Norwood’s superb season continue as he helped Tranmere safely progress into the second round of the FA Cup with a first-round replay win at Oxford City. Micky Mellon’s side can now look forward to hosting Southport in December, having eased past their National League South hosts.

Lestly In The Hizzouse #11

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Although I haven’t written anything for a while, it is nice to see that I do get the odd mention in dispatches – thanks Chimpton. So anyway, this week was Thanks Giving over here and I have to say, I just don’t get it. I’ve got to tell you that at this time of year it is freezing cold, it’s wet and at 4pm it looks like midnight. In my opinion, there’s nothing to give thanks for – at least not at this time of year. Then people say well you get to spend time with your friends and family. Have any of you seen my family? Every time the Boston Patriots lose I have to jam something in my cousin’s throat so that he doesn’t swallow his tongue. It’s not exactly a benefit having a family like mine.

Andreaa’s Funnies #31

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Hiya.. Its 12 o’clock && time for sum of me funnies again.. In case yaas forgot, every Saturday I play yas sumthin funny.. First we played yaa sum Billy && Wally but we pure ran out of them.. Then we played yaas some Snelly Phone Scams.. Then we moved on to some of them FoneJackers.. We heard some Terry Tibbs and some George Agdgdgwngo and even Mr Doovda.. These days tho we have moved on to Paul Smith who is a comedian from Dovecot in Liverpool && hes like dead funny.. I know yas will like him, hes fu*ckin boss..

Talking Shit #130

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

The Angry Andreaa Show #37

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Do you fancy a bit of banter?? Remember that smackhead woman I ran out of our shop the other week because shes barred for shoplifting?? Well… the other day I finished work at 2pm cos I was on an early && was walking to me car && there she was.. So she snarls me && I was on me phone so I snarled her back.. So she waited til she got round the corner && started shouting shit at me.. So I started screaming at her && told her to get back to me && id wipe the floor with her && called her a dirty little crackhead.. I havent had a proper fight since I was in school with Lorah so I was thinkin this is going to kick off here but she legged it.. It was funny but I was fumin, cheeky little slag!!

The Story Of Aleksandr Orlov #9

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Aleksandr and Sergei working on new book.

Today I continues tell peoples all about my life. Due to popular demand I have decide to tell my bear friends at Jammy Toast about amazing story of Orlov family. From amazing journey across Kalahari Desert to beginnings of meerkat comparing business on streets of Moscow. I am hoping from money Davidd pay to re-marble roof of Orlov Family mansion. Many meerkats have soggy fur because of hole in roof of mansion when it rain and lie in bed at night lookings at stars. I also say big thank you to Sergei who type for me on old typewriter found in attic in Meerkovo. Please enjoyment this

Dalby Forest Shut Out

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Visitors to a North Yorkshire beauty spot couldn’t understand the length of the queue to get in. During the summer months, visitors to the North York Moors National Park might expect the car park to be busy but at this time of the year you would expect to be able to drive straight in, without delay. However, on this particular day, visitors to the eight thousand acres of woodland had to wait. All because of a resting rodent who had decided to take up home on the circuit board of the car park vehicle entry barrier.

Paddington Bear #27

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Paddington Bear is famous the world over, having been translated into 30 different languages and sold more than 30 million books worldwide. This current batch of stories are taken from his fourth book; “Paddington Abroad” which was first published in 1961. It was written by Michael Bond and illustrated by Peggy Fortnum. The polite immigrant bear from darkest Peru, with his old hat, battered suitcase, duffle coat and love of marmalade sandwiches has become a classic character from English literature. Here at Jammy Toast, we are pleased to bring you some more of the tales which have made Paddington Famous the world over

Bear Music #101

Posted by Flat Eric on
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There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite