Alittle while ago we introduced you to the phenomenon of the Flash Mob. In case you have forgotten, a Flash Mob is a group of at least ten people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and seemingly pointless act – dance or sing a song – for a brief time, then quickly disperse. It is usually performed for the purposes of entertainment and are organised via social media. The term was coined to reference the way the mobs assemble. As always happens, big business has jumped on the back of this spectacle and many Flash Mobs have been organised to promote a company or product. Air Lingus organised one at Dublin airport which was particularly good.
Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!
So I Have Been Drivin’ for Just Over Two Years Now && Even Davidd Says I Am A Really Confident Driver Like.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Yaas Don’t Know,, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin’ About.. Even If He Does Drive Like Miss Daisy’s In Da Back!! So Last Saturdday Night I Was Working A Late So Da Shop Doesn’t Close Until 11pm.. By Da Time We Have Cashed Up,, Tidied Up && Daa It Is Nearly Midnight.. Mary Works In Da Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin’ Late && Helpin’ Me Finish Up. She Doesnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late I Offered Her A Lift Home..
Hello Toasters, I am George the bear who Mr Bearkeeper introduced to you all recently. I am here as Jammy Toast’s new Sports Correspondent with special responsibility for covering Tranmere Rovers. So what better way of starting my new job than popping over and having a word with probably Tranmere’s most famous ever player – John Aldridge, or Aldo to the initiated. On 11th July 1991, The Super White Army bagged a bargain when the Republic of Ireland international swapped the sunny shores of Spain and Real Sociedad for a return to Merseyside, only this time donning a white shirt instead of red from his time at Liverpool. A decade at one club is rare feat in football. However, John Aldridge cemented his name in Tranmere Rovers history through that very accomplishment.
Granny has been pretty quiet of late and – although we did post a story last month – generally she has been on her best behaviour. This has all ended recently and she has been surpassing even her own abnormal conduct. Here at Jammy Toast we do actually worry about her sometimes, especially when you come home and there she is hanging out of a bedroom window cleaning the glass. She leans out that far we are just waiting for the day that she ends up falling out of the window and is found swimming with the ducks here in Birkenhead Park.
Ask people what their favourite comedy sketch is and you will get hundreds of answers. Monty Python – The Dead Parrot Sketch, The Two Ronnie’s – Four Candles, Mr Bean getting his Mini out of the car park without paying, The Goon Show – Eccles Falling In The Water, Abbot & Castello – Who’s On First and many, many more. So the question has to be asked; what is Jammy Toast’s all-time favourite comedy sketch? With our love of comedy, that is probably the hardest question we could be asked but we will have a go.
There is nothing we love more here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…