A Babe What?

Posted by TJ Chimpton on
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As you can see my dad never takes notice of anyone, you say dad a LITTLE sunblock and no he puts the whole tube on, or none at all you can’t win with him I’m afraid hes beyond help. I also think hes very much in denial a BABE MAGNET, jebus dad please, however I do remember one babe coming upto you at the beach but that wasn’t in Miami.

I Do Wear Sunblock

Posted by The Bearkeeper on
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Just to put the record straight, I do wear sunblock when my daughter screams and shouts at me at the top of her voice, “Dad do you want skin cancer?”, “Dad you’re going to burn!”. This is what she has me looking like on Miami Beach. She just didn’t want me pulling the birds that’s what it was!! I was a positive babe magnet until she made me put the sunblock on then no one gave me a second look, other than to start LAUGHING!!! My daughter just made me look a meff and not for the first time in my life!!!

Wear Sunblock

Posted by TJ Chimpton on
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Well I see my dad has been showing you my little erm fetish well ok speedos are COOL (yea right!) well only if you have a whopper inside them then your VERY HOT. So I thought I would come and warn you of the dangers of thinking your too cool for sunblock, you see my dad thinks its funny that I slap that cream on, well ok I even carry an umbrella around so I don’t get burn’t (well I am royalty). But you see my dad he thinks hes beyond all that, he thinks sun cream is for wimps, well my friends I am here to show you what happens if you go out in the sun and don’t wear any cream.

A Royal Romance

Posted by The Bearkeeper on
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Ok it’s dirty secret time quick get the News of the World on standby. While we were on holiday in the Dominican Republic we had a little Royal Romance. Princess Chimpton fell head over heels for a German tourist who was always seen around the pool showing off his manly build to the smitten princess. Everywhere we went our German friend was sure to turn up much to Princess Chimptons delight. Everytime she saw him it brought a little rosey smile to her delicate little features.

Servant Dave

Posted by Ananasty on
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Hello everyone, I am sorry it has taken me a while to post something but my servant Dave has been naughty and has been putting pictures up of me and my Princess Sisters, but I will try and make sure that the blog is updated properly now. I thought I should introduce Dave and let you all see who he is, I’m sure you are all excited at the prospect of seeing him (he does fill the page yes I know, but that is a work in progress). Dave and I have not been out for a bit but I do have a lot of stories that I can tell you about.