Who Is Trying To Block My Porn

Posted by Erasmus 'Razzi' Bear on
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The world is going mad at the moment over porn. TalkTalk says their customers are going to opt out of their “safety system” if they wish to continue viewing adult material online. Sky announced last week that they were going to activate filters for “inappropriate” content by default while BT and Virgin are yet to reveal their proposals for automatic filters. What annoys me the most is; who is going to decide what “inappropriate” content is for me? I am a fully grown bear and I can decide for myself if I want to block any content be it adult or not!

Jon Pigeon

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Pigeons are the scourge of councils all around the country. They shit on old buildings and spread diseases around the country. They like to live under bridges and for some reason we never seem to catch sight of their young. However, they are smart enough to know how to use humans to supply them with food and keep starvation at bay. They may not be the smartest animal on our planet but, as some of you may have noticed, one pigeon has managed to acquire and utilise a laptop. His name is Jon Pigeon.

Bear Music #9

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There is nothing more we love here at Jammy Toast than listening to some of our favourite tunes. From time to time we will post a music video from an artist or genre that we think will be enjoyable to you; our friends. We often feature music that you may not have come across before, or music that maybe you just missed the first time around. Try and listen with an open mind, you never know, you may find something you can add to your iPod. If you have any music videos you would like us to feature then drop us a line – we are always happy to listen to requests but we cannot promise to feature everyone’s favourite…

Bear Paw Seal Of Approval #2

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Some of you may have noticed that some prestigious companies have “By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen” on their products and stationary. These companies are Royal Warrant Holders; they are “united by their commitment to the highest standards of service, quality and excellence”, to The Queen, Prince Phillip or Prince Charles. We thought it was about time The Bears gave out Bear Warrants to people and companies who supply excellent service and products to the bears here at Jammy Toast. We do not accept any form of advertising here at Jammy Toast but we do believe in acknowledging companies who have provided us with excellent services and so today we would like to recommend

Monochromacy

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Afew people have been asking us recently why Jammy Toast only uses the colours black, white and red. The main reason for this is that Renault bears cannot see colours. Because I am deemed to be the brains of Jammy Toast, The Bearkeeper has asked me if I can try to explain to everyone just how we bears observe the world. The short answer to the question is that Renault bears are Monochromats. This is also known as “total colour blindness” and is a complete inability to distinguish between colours. However, because Renault Bears eat so much Jammy Toast we have also gained the ability to see red as well as black and white.