The Angry Andreaa Show #8

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IPromissdd Yass All Lastt Weekk Daa I Wudd Ringg Mee Dadd && Findd Owtt Abowtt Petee Daa Pigeonn Whoo Ustaa Feed All Daa Pigeonss Att Daa Pierr Headd .. Hee Ustaa Standd Att Daa Pierr Headd Feedinn Daa Birdds && Der Wudd Bee Thousandds Off ‘Emm Everywherr Lykk .. Diss Wozz Lykk Yearss Agoo && Mee Dadd Saidd Derr Ustaa Bee A Placee Wherr Dee Soldd Yaa Chipps Thruu A Hatchh .. Mee Dadd Saidd Dee Werr Disgustinn Butt Yaa Cuddnt Complainn Forr Lykk 30p .. Anyywayy Petee Usta Buyy Chipps Forr Hiss Pigeonss Fromm Daa Hatchh .. Evenn Daa Pigeonns Diddnt Really Lykk Daa Chipps Soo Petee Startdd Buyinn Hott Doggs && Burgerrs Fromm Daa Menn Inn Whitee Coatss Whoo Pushedd Littlee Trolliess Roundd ..

The Angry Andreaa Show #7

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Rytee Everyy1 Puree Luvvd Daa Fingg Wee Didd Abwtt Daa Nuttas .. I didd 1 Abwtt Liverpooll && Davidd Didd 1 Abwtt Birkenheadd ,, Hee Alwayys Copiess Mee Yernoo .. Soo Att Daa Weekendd A Wentt Too Mee Dadds && Toldd Himm I Wozz Puree Tellinn Yaas All Abwtt Daa Nuttas && Hee Wozz Lykk Gettinn All Famouss Onn Himselff .. AA Wozz Likee Dadd ,, Itss Onlii A Fukkinn Blogg Itss Nott Britanss Gott Talentt Daa Yaa Onn .. Fukkinn Bigg Edd Himm Yernoo !!

The Angry Andreaa Show #6

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IFirstt Mett Davidd Whnn Hmm && Ananastyy Ustaa Havv A Blogg && Mee && Lorahh Ustaa Terrorr Thmm .. Wee Starttd Off Beinn Puree Nastyy Butt Davidd Jstt Ustaa Laff Att Uss && Takk The Mikk ,, Hee Wozz Jstt Puree Funnyy .. Thnn Wee Startdd Chattinn Onn MSNN Ndd Becumm Matess .. Whnevaa Aa Wozz Depressdd Aa Wudd Cumm && Talkk Too Davidd && Razzii && Wee Wudd Havv A Proppa Laff .. Thnn Aa Gott A Boyfrindd Calld Liamm Whoo Wozz A Rytt Knobb .. Hee Toldd Mee Too Deletee All Ladds Onn Mee Faceyy Ndd Stopp Talkkin 2 Emm Soo Aa Stoppedd Talkkinn Too Davidd Ass Well .. Aa hadd Knwnn Davidd Forr Yearss && Hee Hadd Alwayyss Binn Deadd Kindd Nnd Helpdd Mee Wiff Alsortts .. Hee Willl Doo Anyfingg 4 Yaa Btt II Jstt Ghosttd Hmm Lykk A Prikk !!

The Angry Andreaa Show #5

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Davidd Hass Askkd Mee 2 Wrytt Yass All Aa Neww Storri Becozz Hee Proppa luvvs Mee Yernoo .. Soo Aa Fawtt Aa Wudd Wrytt Yaas Abwtt Livvin In Kurbyy .. Mostt Daa Ladds Inn Kurbyy rr Propaa Knobbedds Ndd Finkk dee Fukkin Roll .. All Daa Gurlls rr Proppa Slaggs — Noo Nott Youu Lorahh — Anna Wannt Nothhin 2 Doo Wiff Emm .. Dee rr Proppa Disgustinn Slaggs Ann Dee Doo Mee Edd Inn .. Ndd Wott Iss Itt Wiff All Daa Fakk Tann Dees Dayss ?? Itss Fukinn Winterr ,, Yaa aa Statee .. I Feel Propa Ashamed Fur Emm .. Ders Lyk Loadss Off Girls Goin Roundd Andd Dee Fukin Orange Onn Daa Neckk Andd Byy Daa Ears .. Ffs Iff Yaa Gonna Putt Itt Onn Fukinn Rubb Itt Inn Hardaa .. Propa Shamefull ..

The Angry Andreaa Show #4

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Davidd askedd Mee Too Ritee Yass Anuffa Storyy Coss Wee Still Waitinn Forr daa Slackker Chimptonn Too Doo 1 Likke .. Dunno Whyy I Bovverr Thoo Coss Lasst Storii I Wrotee Yaa Davidd Saidd Itt Crashedd Daa SpellChekker — Da Cheekii Cuntt !! Soo Anywayss I Fawtt Idd Tell yaa Abwtt Goinn Me Granddadds .. Nott Daa 1 Whoo Livess Wiff Uss Deee Ovverr 1 .. Hees Mee Dadds Dadd iff Yaa Gett Mee .. Daa Granddadd Whoo Livss Wiff Uss Forgetts Stufff .. Hess Gott Dat Brainn Fingg Wherr Yaa Forgett Everythngg Lykk Grannyy ,, Butt Mee Dadds Dadd is Sowndd .. Mee Nann Diedd Yearrs Agoo Soo I Neverr Wentt 2 see Mee Granddadd for Agess Coss Itt Wozz Justt Too Upsettinn lykk .. Soo I wennt aftaa Werkk For Thaa First Time In Lykk 7 Years ..

The Angry Andreaa Show #3

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INevaa Knoo Wott 2 Writee Abwt Onn Eree Butt Davidd Bullies Mee 2 Writee 4 Yaas Yernoo .. Hee Saidd Wryte Abwt Aniithngg Yaa Wnnt Btt aa Cudnt Finkk Off Owtt .. Soo Davidd Saidd Wrytee Abwtt Daa Saddestt Dayy Inn Yaa Lifee .. Datt Madee Mee Finkk Off Mee Dogg .. ii Gott Dogg Whenn I Wozz aa Babii Btt No1 Knuu Wott 2 Call Hmm Soo Hee Wozz Alwyss Jstt Dogg .. Hee Wozz Alwyz Wiff Mee Whenn I Wozz ikkle .. Hee Wozz A Greatt Dogg ,, He Alwyss Usta Runn Ovaa 2 Mee Whnn aa Wozz Upsettt Ann Cuddle In2 Mee !! A Wishh Hee Cud Doo Daa Noww !!

The Angry Andreaa Show #2

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Lastt Munff I told Yass Abwt Purple Ackky And Soo Davidd Saiid I hadd To Askk Me Dadd Abwt Daa Ova Nuttas Wot Live Inn Liverpool .. Soo Whenn ii Wentt To Hiss ii Askdd Hmm Ndd Hee Wozz Lykk ” Shuttupp Andreaa ,, Amm Puree Watchinn Daa Footii ” .. A Saidd iff Yaa Dntt Talkk Too Mee Amm Gwin .. Mahh Dadss Puree Inn aa Moodd Coz Hes Jus Got Daa Internett Buu Daa Dogs Bit Threw The Wiree .. Hahaa !! Soo Der Gettin It Sorted Hee Saidd .. Soo ii Askkd Himm Abwt Daa Nuttass Ndd Diss Iss Wott Hee SAid ..