The Angry Andrea Show #17

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Hiya,, I Am Still Ere Cozz Daa Devil Never Got Me Last Week On Alt Bridge — I Stayed In Bed All Day.. Some Of Yas Said That We Nicked The Story From Other Places Like In Wales,, But How Do Yas Know We Never Had The Story First?? Its Funny How Stories Get Passed Around The Country && Years Later People Think It Is Their Story.. Next To Kirkby We Have A Place Called Melling Which If Yas Ever Watch The National Horse Race You Might Have Heard Of The Melling Road.. Well Years Ago Melling && Simonswood Usta Be Big Fat Moorlands && Woods .. Now In The Woods Lived The Hobs && The Bogs Who Were Like Small Hairy Men.. There Are Other Stories Around England && Wales About Hobs && Bogs But They Are Called Hobgoblins && Boggarts Everywhere Else.. In Kirkby They Are Called Hobs && Bogs!!

The Angry Andrea Show #16

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In Kirkbyy Therr Iss A Riverr Calledd Daa River Alt && Therr Iss A Storry Thatt Yearss Agoo Therr Wass A Farmerr Whoo Livedd Nearr Thee Riverr .. The Womann Whoo Ownedd Thee Farmm Usedd Too Groww Stuff && Sell Itt At Kirkbyy Markett Everyy Fridayy – MArkett Dayy .. Shee Also Keptt A Coww Forr Milkk .. Daa Farmm Wass Onn The Bankk Off The River Alt Whichh Iss Quitee Deep && Flowws Deadd Fastt .. Thee Oldd Storyy Goess Datt Whilee Shee Livedd Onn Onee Sidee Off The Rivver The Devill Livedd Onn The Otherr Sidee .. Wuddnt Yaa Knoww Iff Daa Devill Livedd Anywheer Hee Wudd Havee Too Pikk Kirkby !!

The Angry Andrea Show #15

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Okk Soo Diss Week I Thoughtt I Wudd Tell Yaas A Little Storry Aboutt Mee && Mee Mummyy Whichh Onlyy Justt Happennd Diss Week .. Mee Mate’s Broo Hadd Madee Summ Spacee Cakess && Shee Askkd Mee Iff I Wanttd Anyy Soo Obvvs I Saidd Yea .. Shee Givee Mee Twoo Butt Saidd Bee Carefull Coss Daa Tool Hass Putt Loadss Inn Itt .. I Finkk Hee Normally Putts A Tenners Worff Inn Emm Butt Diss Tymm Hee Hdd Putt A Quarter Inn Emm Soo Dee Wozz Deadd Strongg .. I Wozz Inn Workk Forr A Feww Dayss Soo I Fawtt I Wouldd Waitt Untill I Wozz Off Workk Forr A Bitt Cozz Mee && Lorahh Ustaa Bee Badd Stonners Butt Havv Nott Hadd Anyy Forr Yonkss ..

The Angry Andrea Show #14

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Sorry Forr Nott Doinn A Angryy Andreaa Showw #13 Butt Amm Deadd Superstiious Lykk .. Itts Unluckky .. Anywayy Onn Wiff Daa Showw .. I Hatee Livrpooll ,, Nott Daa Placee Butt Daa Footiee Teamm .. Ourr Housee All Supportt Evertonn Butt Mee Grandadd Wozz Watchinn Daa Europeann Championns Leaguee Fingyy Soo I Decidedd Too Watchh Itt Wiff Himm .. I Lovee Spendinn Tyme Wiff Mee Grandadd .. Soo Amm Watchinn Daa Matchh && Daa Liverpooll Goaliee Hadd A Shockerr .. He Threww Daa Ball Too A Reall Madridd Playerr Whoo Kickedd Itt Inn Daa Nett && Scoredd .. Denn Hee Dropps A Ball Daa Evenn I Couldd Catchh Ritee Intoo Daa Goall Forr Anotherr Goall Too Reall Madridd .. Itt Wass Puree Shockinn Butt Att Daa Endd Off Da Dayy Hee Neverr Didd Itt Onn Purpose Lykk ..

The Angry Andreaa Show #12

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Bakk Inn Daa 1970s Mee Dadd Livedd Inn Liverpooll Nott Farr Fromm Daa Cityy Centrre Wiff Hiss Maa && Daa .. Daa Housess Dee Livedd Inn Weree Deadd Oldd .. Daa Councill Decidedd Dee Weree Goingg Too Knokk Emm All Downn && Soo Mee Dadd && Hiss Maa && Daa Gott Kikked Owtt Too Kirkbyy .. Evenn Thoo Dee Wozz Gettinn Movedd Fromm Oldd Houses — Wiff Daa Toilett Outsidee Inn Daa Yardd — To Neww Housess ,, Noo Onee Wantdd Too Goo .. Mee Dadd Saidd Inn Daa Oldd Housee Everry Oness Frontt Door Wozz Openn && Peeps just Ustaa Walkk Intoo Eachh Otherrs Houses Cozz Dee Wozz All Matess .. Butt Inn Kirkbyy Noo Onee Kneww Anyonee && All Dee Old Friendshipps Weree Knockedd Downn Wiff Daa Housess .. Diss Iss A Poemm Daa Summ Onee Wrotee Abowtt Demm Dayss && I THinkk Itts Deadd Gudd…

The Angry Andreaa Show #11

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Davidd Saidd I Havv Too Finkk Off Mee Ownn Fingg Too Wrytt Abwtt Diss Week .. Hess Jstt Bullyinn Mee Againn .. Soo Lastt Week I Toldd Yass Abwtt Whenn I Wozz Inn Skewll Soo Diss Week I Fawtt I Cudd Tell Yaas Abwtt Mee Werkk .. I Werkk Ass A Shiftt Managerr Inn A Supermarkett Butt I Betta Nott Tell Yass Whichh Onee Cozz I Mightt Gett Inn Troublee .. Butt Letts Jstt Sayy Iff I Wantt Anyy Tymee Off Theyy Aree Alwayys Deadd Cooperativee ( Datts Davidd’s Jokee Soo Dontt Bee Fukkinn Blaminn Mee !! ) ..

The Angry Andreaa Show #10

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Rytt Soo I Finishdd All Daa Storiess Abwtt Daa Nuttas && Wee Wentt Too Jamess Herriott Worldd Lastt Week Soo Davidd Wozz Lykk “Wott Yaa Gonna Wrytt Abwtt Noww” ?? Soo I Wozz Lykk Fukkinn Hell Cantt I Havv A Holidayy Amm Doinn Too Muchh Workk Err .. So Anywayy ,, I Didntt Knoo Wott 2 Wryt Abwtt Againn Soo Davidd Saidd Tell ’emm Abwtt Whnn I Firstt Mett Yaa Whnn Yaa Wozz Att Skewll && Hww Naughtyy Yaa Wozz .. Davidd Saidd Itt Wozz Lykk Stt Trainianns Btt Itt Puree Wozznt .. Itt Wozz Nevaa Myy Faultt ,, I Alwayys Ustaa Gett Pikkd Onn && Datt .. Amm Aa Realli Gudd Gurll Mee Lykk ..