Hiya Toasters, am back from me holibobs so Davidd said I had to tell yas all about it. So I went to Turkey again because I have been goin there for years and I know loads of people there. The only problem was a Hurricane decided to come on its holiday to Turkey too. I cant remember its name so I have been calling it Hurricane Sally. It lasted for about three days where it was really windy and it was raining and thundering too. I bloody hate thunder it scares the life out of me. When I told Davidd about it he said I needed a Thunder Buddy to get me through it.
The Wallace family were a pair of weirdos.. William was a insurance saleman and he lived with his Missus Julia in Anfield.. He was a sick man who was always in hospital with kidney problems.. The pair hated stangers and kept away from anyone they didnt know.. A friend called their marriage loveless and they had loads of fights.. One night William came home from work and found his wife had been battered to death inside the locked house.. There was no sign of a murder weapon and the police couldnt find any clues inside the house to help them suss out what had happened..
I Passed Ya Know! I have been an assistant manager for the shop I work for, for yonks. It means I always have a manager watching me and telling me wot to do — or checking wot I do if I do sumthin’ meself. Even though I get on with me manager I really want to be a manager meself. So after me last appraisal thingy with our area manager he always asks ya wot ya wanna be doing in like five years or something. So I told him I wanted to be a manager of me own shop.
Today I thought I would tell yas all a kinda ghost story but its not — if ya get what I mean. Its a ghost story but there are no ghosts in it. That sounds odd but its supposed to be true like. It happened to a bobby called Frank who was meeting his wife in Liverpool to do some shopping. She said she would meet him in Dillons Bookshop in Bold Street after he had finished working in Birkenhead. So when Frank finished work he got the train over to James Street and started walking through town up towards Bold Street.
Me ex-boyfriend, Liam, used to be a taxi driver in Liverpool and when he finished work he used to tell me some of the stories what happened to him && his mates.. Most the time it woz just like girls trying not to spew in the back on their way home from Concert Square on a Saturday night.. Most the time its the students who are the worst and because we got two universities in Liverpool there are thousands of em..
OMG it is proper shameful.. Davidd && Edward have been working on a Classic Toast thingy where they are putting all the old blog stories && that.. So the other day Davidd rang me to tell me that he had found some of me comments from when I first found the bear blog in 2008.. I was only about 13 or 14 and the comments were proper shameful.. Me && Lorah went on the Bear Blog one day to just chat shit because MSN wasnt working and so we could talk.. Davidd never minded coz he used to think we were funny. Next thing ya know half me school was on the Blog all chatting away.. If yas think I used to talk bad english when I started on here a couple of months ago then these were ten times worser..
Hiya Toasters.. So last week I told yas all about me holiday to Turkey but now am back in England && back in work — thats the sad bit.. Last Sunday was me first day back in work and I was on a late shift working until 11pm.. I hate working that late cos when I finish there is only me and one other girl in the shop && we have to clean up, cash up && get ready for the next day.. So when we finished everything its time to set the alarm, lock up and go home to bed.. Except the bloody alarm wouldnt set!!
Hiya Everyone && As Yas Can Probably Tell Am Back From Me Little Holiday To Turkeyy.. Don’t Ask Me If I Had A Good Time Or Owt Coz I Can’t Remember.. It Was Me Birthday While I Was Away So I Spent Most Of Me Hols Pissed.. Normally When I Go On Holiday I Drink Loads But Coz It Was Me Birthday I Was Even Worse Than Normal.. && Before Davidd Grasses On Me,, I Met This Lad Out There && I Ended Up Wiff A Big Spammy On Me Neck && He Even Give Me One On Me Face!! It Was That Bad It Ended Up All Bruised So Am Now Back Home Walkin Round Liverpool With A Big Bruise On Me Cheek.. I Wouldn’t Mind But The Lad Did It Right In Front Of Me Mum Who Thought It Was The Funniest Thing Ever!! She Was Pissing Herself Laughing At Him.. I Was Like Mum,, I’m Ya Little Princess Ya Meant To Protect Me From Lads..
ILove Da Film Silence Of The Lambs But What I Didnt Know Was We Have Our Own Hannibal The Cannibal In Liverpool.. His Name Is Robert Maudsley && He Has Spent 40 Years In Solitary Confinement && Will Never Be Allowed Out Of Prison — EVER!! He Comes From Speke && From A Big Family,, I Think There Was About 10 Kids.. Da Mum && Dad Couldnt Cope So Da Kids Went Into Nazareth House In Crosby.. That Was A Bastard Of A Place What Was Run By Nuns Called The Sisters Of Da Poor.. Everyone Thought The Nuns Was Dead Kind && Looked After Da Kids But Really De Used To Beat Da Kids && Be Real Cruel To Em.. De Never Spent Any Money On Nazareth House Or On Da Kids But De Always Had Bifters For Emselves..
Yas Must Know By Now That I Live In Kirkby And I Admit Its Not The Best Place In The World And Ya Can Even Call It Rough.. But Its Not As Bad As Dee Make Out.. I Was Lookin’ In Da Echo The Other Night && The Only Stories I Found About Kirkby Was A Drug Dealer Getting Jailed, A Woman Slashed In The Stomach During A Fight, A Woman Who Had Bricks Thrown At Her By Lads Tryin To Steal Her Dog, A Woman In Another Fight Had Her Finger Bitten Off, Armed Police Called To A Gang Armed With Baseball Bats, A Triple High-Speed Car Chase Through Kirkby Involving Two Burglars && The Vile Bastards Who Neglected Their Mother && Left Her To Be Eaten Alive By Maggots.. Fuck Me That Was Just In Kirkby On One Day!!