Gordon Set For Return… From Rehab!

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Gordon the Gopher, the 1980s children’s TV puppet known for his irritating squeak and lively fashion sense, is to return after spending years in rehab. Gordon will appear as a washed-up celeb who has recently returned from a spell in rehab and is jealous of the success found by his former Children’s BBC co-presenter Phillip Schofield. For the first time, the rodent will also be given a speaking role, voiced by Life’s Too Short actor Warwick Davis.

How To Get You Own Star

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Razzi’s star will finally appear on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame next week. That’s not too much of a shock. If anything we were a bit surprised he didn’t have one already – he is such a famous bear after all. But as Razzi becomes the 2,556th celebrity to get a star, here’s how you could become number 2,557. Well, in theory – we can’t promise anything.

Our Opinion On Dave Lee Travis

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So finally the Dave Lee Travis’ trial is over and he has been found not guilty on all but one charge of sexual and indecent assault. For that one offence he has been handed down a three month suspended sentence for the act of groping a woman’s breasts 19 years ago. So now all the smoke has settled we can’t help but wonder was it worth more than two years of police and court time? Was it worth the devastation to Travis’ reputation and the ending of his career?

George Michael – The Truth!

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If you cast your mind back you will no doubt remember the time when George Michael was injured in a car crash when his black Range Rover was in collision with a Snappy Snaps photo-processing shop. He caused some damage to the store in Hampstead, North London and was jailed for eight weeks for driving under the influence of drugs and possession of Cannabis. He was a naughty boy and it was only right that he had his knuckles wrapped for the crime. However, we can now reveal the real truth following an in depth Jammy Toast investigation.

Get Well Soon Denise

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Everyone here at Jammy Toast would like to wish Caroline Aherne Denise Royle a speedy recovery after it has been revealed today that she has had treatment for lung cancer. MacMillan Cancer Research have confirmed that the Royle Family star, who has previously had bladder and eye cancer, would speak at an appeal to improve cancer care in Manchester on 26th June. Caroline Denise said of the appeal; “I’ve had cancer and my brother’s had cancer and we know how it affects people.”

How The Other Half Live

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Have you ever wondered just how the other half live? By the other half we mean the super-rich celebrities we all love to read about. Movie stars, singers, directors, financiers – you name them and they will have a house fit for a king. We can all remember what Michael Jackson’s house was like with its fairground rides and attractions. Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that he was not the only one who had elaborate plans for his home.