Holdd Yaa Plumms #4

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Hiyaa Itss 12 o’clokk && Tymme 4 Holdd Yaa Plumms .. Inn Casee Yaa Forgott Diss Iss Daa Quizzz 4 Thickk Peeplee Whoo Havvntt Gott A Cluee .. Itt Ustaa Bee Onn Daa Radioo && Yaa Hdd 2 Answerr A Questionn Daa Billyy && Wallyy Askdd Yaa .. Iff Yaa Gott Itt Rytee Yaa Wentt Threww Too Daa Nxxt Rndd Wherr Yaa Spunn Daa Fruitt Machinne Too See Wott Yaa Wonn .. Yaa Hadd Too Gett Likee 3 Orangess Orr 3 Cherriess Too Winn .. Daa Topp Prizee Doo Wozz 3 Plumms .. Dee Hadd Nudgess Too Jsst Lykk Onn A Reall Fruitt Machinne Soo Iff Yaa Gott Twoo Plumms Yaa Saidd “Holdd Yaa Plumms” Thnn Yaa Nudgess Daa Otherr Fruitt .. Daa Funiestt Fingg Thoo Wozz Dee Werr All Fickk Soo Whnn Billy Askdd Daa Questionss Dee Nevaa Kneww Daa Answerr Soo Dee Ustaa Shoutt Owtt “Gizza A Cluee ,, Billy!!”

Kings Of Comedy #6

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Today we are continuing our series of posts where we share some of our favourite comedians and comedy routines with you. We love comedy here at Jammy Toast, be it from old masters or young pretenders. People like Peter Kay, Jeff Dunham, Sacha Baron Cohen, John Bishop and Jerry Sadowitz amongst the newer comedians with Ken Dodd, Mickey Finn, Morecombe and Wise and Eddie Flannigan amongst the older funny men. From time to time we will share some of our favourite comedians and today we thought we would keep the ball rolling with

Holdd Yaa Plumms #3

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Hiyaa Itss 12 o’clokk && Tymme 4 Holdd Yaa Plumms Againn .. Inn Casee Yaa Forgott Diss Iss Daa Quizzz 4 Thickk Peeplee Whoo Havvntt Gott A Cluee .. Itt Ustaa Bee Onn Daa Radioo && Yaa Hdd 2 Answerr A Questionn Daa Billyy && Wallyy Askdd Yaa .. Iff Yaa Gott Itt Rytee Yaa Wentt Threww Too Daa Nxxt Rndd Wherr Yaa Spunn Daa Fruitt Machinne Too See Wott Yaa Wonn .. Yaa Hadd Too Gett Likee 3 Orangess Orr 3 Cherriess Too Winn .. Daa Topp Prizee Doo Wozz 3 Plumms .. Dee Hadd Nudgess Too Jsst Lykk Onn A Reall Fruitt Machinne Soo Iff Yaa Gott Twoo Plumms Yaa Saidd “Holdd Yaa Plumms” Thnn Yaa Nudgess Daa Otherr Fruitt .. Daa Funiestt Fingg Thoo Wozz Dee Werr All Fickk Soo Whnn Billy Askdd Daa Questionss Dee Nevaa Kneww Daa Answerr Soo Dee Ustaa Shoutt Owtt “Gizza A Cluee ,, Billy!!”

Holdd Yaa Plumms #2

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Hiyaa Itss 12 o’clokk && Tymme 4 Holdd Yaa Plumms Againn .. Inn Casee Yaa Forgott Diss Iss Daa Quizzz 4 Thickk Peeplee Whoo Havvntt Gott A Cluee .. Itt Ustaa Bee Onn Daa Radioo && Yaa Hdd 2 Answerr A Questionn Daa Billyy && Wallyy Askdd Yaa .. Iff Yaa Gott Itt Rytee Yaa Wentt Threww Too Daa Nxxt Rndd Wherr Yaa Spunn Daa Fruitt Machinne Too See Wott Yaa Wonn .. Yaa Hadd Too Gett Likee 3 Orangess Orr 3 Cherriess Too Winn .. Daa Topp Prizee Doo Wozz 3 Plumms .. Dee Hadd Nudgess Too Jsst Lykk Onn A Reall Fruitt Machinne Soo Iff Yaa Gott Twoo Plumms Yaa Saidd “Holdd Yaa Plumms” Thnn Yaa Nudgess Daa Otherr Fruitt .. Daa Funiestt Fingg Thoo Wozz Dee Werr All Fickk Soo Whnn Billy Askdd Daa Questionss Dee Nevaa Kneww Daa Answerr Soo Dee Ustaa Shoutt Owtt “Gizza A Cluee ,, Billy!!”

Holdd Yaa Plumms #1

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Hiyaa Itss 12 o’clokk && Tymme 4 Daa Firstt Onee Off Ourr Neww Fingg — Holdd Yaa Plumms .. Inn Casee Yaa Forgott Diss Iss Daa Quizzz 4 Thickk Peeplee Whoo Havvntt Gott A Cluee .. Itt Ustaa Bee Onn Daa Radioo && Yaa Hdd 2 Answerr A Questionn Daa Billyy && Wallyy Askdd Yaa .. Iff Yaa Gott Itt Rytee Yaa Wentt Threww Too Daa Nxxt Rndd Wherr Yaa Spunn Daa Fruitt Machinne Too See Wott Yaa Wonn .. Yaa Hadd Too Gett Likee 3 Orangess Orr 3 Cherriess Too Winn .. Daa Topp Prizee Doo Wozz 3 Plumms .. Dee Hadd Nudgess Too Jsst Lykk Onn A Reall Fruitt Machinne Soo Iff Yaa Gott Twoo Plumms Yaa Saidd “Holdd Yaa Plumms” Thnn Yaa Nudgess Daa Otherr Fruitt .. Daa Funiestt Fingg Thoo Wozz Dee Werr All Fickk Soo Whnn Billy Askdd Daa Questionss Dee Nevaa Kneww Daa Answerr Soo Dee Ustaa Shoutt Owtt “Gizza A Cluee ,, Billy!!”

Holdd Yaa Plumms

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IWozz Puree Talkkin To Davidd Daa Ovva Nitee Whnn I Askdd Hmm Iff Hee Ustaa Holdd Hiss Plumms Onn Sundees .. Davidd Saidd Hee Ustaa Luvv Holdinn Hss Plumms Evryy Sundayy && I Wozz Lykk “Samee” !! Itt Wozz Daa Funniestt Fingg Evaa Whnn Billyy && Wallyy Madee Yaa Holdd Yaa Plumms Off A Sundayy .. Inn Casee Yaa Dntt Knoo Waa Itt Wozz ,, Itt Wozz A Gamme Onn Daa Radioo Wherr Yaa Hdd 2 Answerr A Questionn && Iff Yaa Gott Itt Rytee Yaa Wentt Threww Too Daa Nxxt Rndd Wherr Yaa Spunn Daa Fruitt Machinne Too See Wott Yaa Wonn .. Yaa Hadd Too Gett Likee 3 Orangess Orr 3 Cherriess Too Winn .. Daa Topp Prizee Doo Wozz 3 Plumms .. Dee Hadd Nudgess Too Jsst Lykk Onn A Reall Fruitt Machinne Soo Iff Yaa Gott Twoo Plumms Yaa Saidd “Holdd Yaa Plumms” Thnn Yaa Nudgess Daa Otherr Fruitt .. Daa Funiestt Fingg Thoo Wozz Dee Werr All Thickk Soo Whnn Billy Askdd Daa Questionss Dee Nevaa Kneww Daa Answerr Soo Dee Ustaa Shoutt Owtt “Gizza A Cluee ,, Billy!!”

Ken Dodd Dies

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Doddy, pictured with his great friend, Dicky Mint.

Everyone here at Jammy Toast was devastated last night to hear the news that Sir Ken Dodd had died. Although he had been unwell for a little while, it just seemed like he was indestructible and we kind of thought he would go on forever. I personally met the great man in Liverpool in the 1970s when he called into my Grandmother’s shop and he gave me his autograph which incorporated a Diddy Man. He was a lovely man and although deeply private never seemed to tire of public recognition and still lived in the house where he was born, he’d never lived anywhere else. It was quite fitting that his death was announced at around 1:15am as this was the kind of time he live shows would finish. What a great man. A true legend!