Eric Meets… Davidd

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Today I thought I would interview Davidd and ask him some of the questions many of the bears would love an answer to. Davidd started blogging way back in 2006 and during that time has been involved in some great stunts and so we thought who better to interview than the great man himself. We thought we would ask him some questions based on Jammy Toast but also on the universe as a whole. After all, to us bears, Davidd is the oracle of all wisdom – even Chimpton calls him The Wise Old Owl…

Flat Eric Meets… Mark And Nicola Palios

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Tranmere Rovers are ninety minutes away from reclaiming a place in the Football League today. Here at Jammy Toast we are on edge and nervous about the outcome of today’s game. However, for someone with his heart and money invested in the fortunes of Tranmere, Mark Palios is remarkably relaxed about the fine line between waking up as the owner of a Football League or National League club on Monday morning. “You cannot rely on one game, you have to step back,” he says of the National League play-off final against Forest Green Rovers.

Eric Meets… Daniel Craig

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Ihad no idea that Daniel Craig was born in Chester but apparently he started acting in school plays when he was young. He was encouraged to try his hand at acting by his mother who would often take him to the Everyman Theatre in Liverpool. He moved to London when he was 16, where he worked at odd jobs while pursuing his acting career. Hollywood discovered him in 2001, when he was chosen to co-star with Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider. He co-starred with Paul Newman and Tom Hanks in Road to Perdition. In 2004 he was cast as a cocaine deal­er in Layer Cake, and it was this movie that showed he had what it would take to become the legendary and mythical James Bond. Casino Royale became the most successful James Bond movie, followed by Quantum of Solace then our favourite Bond film; Skyfall, before his last outing in Spectre. He has also starred in another of our favourite films; The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Today, Daniel calls into Jammy Toast to have a chat with Eric…

Eric Meets… Jon Richardson

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Hello everyone, my name is Eric. I am a teddy bear from Jammy Toast and this is my column. Today I have come to interview our favourite panel show regular, cardigan wearer and self-proclaimed worrier Jon Richardson. He is currently on tour and features tomorrow night on C4 at 10pm in How To Survive The End Of The World with his wife, comedian Lucy Beaumont, where they investigate the chances of their biggest irrational fears actually happening…

Join My Yellow Campaign

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People have asked many times in the past why the Jammy Toast website is black and white with touches of red. The Bearkeeper has answered this by explaining that the Renault Bears can only see in black and white because they have a reduced number of stems or something in their eyes. I don’t quite understand the science behind this but that is the reasoning. However, because the bears have eaten so much Jammy Toast over the years they have developed their eyesight so that they can now also see jammy red – hence Jammy Toast is black, white and red. This is fair enough but what about me? What about yellow?

A Character That Will Live Forever

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The following article appeared in the Guardian newspaper earlier this year and announced it would uncover my past, my legacy and the reason why I have a triangular nose. It was a supported article – in other words the newspaper was paid to print it as an advertisement for MAA, the Marketing Agencies Association. It describes how it all started

The Big Secret Is Revealed

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The other week we told you that we were going to reveal a huge big secret but that we had to wait until all the pieces were in place before we could make the revelation. We didn’t want anything to go wrong at the last minute and leave someone who is very special to us disappointed. Unfortunately the secret took a little longer to resolve than we had originally hoped – hence the delay. In fact, if truth be told, someone seriously let us down and in the end we had to hand it over to Razzi to “have a word!” and resolve the situation. We are sorry to be all cloak and dagger about the matter but it is such a big surprise for the person concerned we just really do not want to spoil it. However, today we can reveal, Flat Eric has a son!