Where Did All The Bloggers Go?

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Ikeep backups of all kinds of files and folders from different computers and laptops I have owned over the years. At the weekend, I found a folder containing the favourites from an old copy of Internet Explorer. Amongst the list of sites I used to frequent was a collection of blogs I used to read. It’s Sunday and I had time on my hands so I thought I would have a look at some of these sites and see how people who used to share their lives with me were getting on these days.

Nokia 8110

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Keanu Reeves uses the phone in a scene from The Matrix.

You may remember last year I told you all of Nokia’s plans to relaunch their 3310 model with an improved “Snake” game. This retro phone was quite successful sales wise, despite the fact it was very limited in features and did not support 4G. In many cases it wouldn’t even connect to some networks. Now comes the news that the company are to relaunch the 8110 from the late 1990s. This phone was famously featured in the sci-fi film The Matrix, for which it was modified featuring a spring-loaded mechanism. The new 2018 version of the 8110 will include 4G and another new version of the Snake game.

Revelations Of A Man Living With Two Women.

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Craig Hayward is probably living what most men would consider to be the dream. Craig moved in with his girlfriend and her best mate last year and all three live together down in Kent. However, living with two girls is proving to be more than Craig had envisaged. He maintains that some of the shit he has seen is totally eye-opening! He was unaware of the fact that girl mates show each other every single text message they ever receive from everyone – including him!

Stupid Scammers

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The email read, “We have looked at your website closely and we feel we can help you double the sales made by your visitors.” Well if you had looked a bit closer you stupid person, you would have noticed we don’t actually sell anything. So I guess they are correct; zero multiplied by two is still zero. Mission accomplished. Then there is Kiley Muszynski who offers to tell us how to become billionaires more or less overnight using a method described in Forbes magazine. Surely Kiley, if you did have the secret of making a few bob you would have done so yourself and would no longer be using a free Gmail account for your little scams?

Stephen Hawking Dies

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It looks like 2018 is heading the same way as last year and the year before. Earlier this week we lost Doddy and now Stephen Hawking has shuffled off the mortal coil. The visionary physicist who tried his best to explain the universe to millions of ordinary people has died peacefully at his home age 76. Stephen was responsible for giving Jammy Toast the biggest headache when he published his book A Brief History Of Time. Each paragraph of the book was on a different subject from the Big Bang Theory to Black Holes In Space and we couldn’t understand any of them. Each chapter started off simply and then added more and more detail to the subject being covered – here at Jammy Toast we couldn’t get to the end of the first page of each chapter before becoming dumfounded.

A Practical Use Of Tinder

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We heard of a rather amusing tale of a girl who signed up for Tinder over the weekend. Aline is an eighteen-year-old freshman from Oswego University in upstate New York. She’s used Tinder before but has never taken it that seriously. Her account, she said, had some jokes on it and she wanted to use it to talk to people and see who she matched with for fun. About five or six months ago, Aline got into a more serious relationship and so deleted her Tinder. However, she missed having something to mess around with when she was bored.

Longer Tweets

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At first we didn’t get Twitter. I think we kind of missed the boat a little there because when we did finally get it, we loved it. However, one of the things we have not liked about Twitter is the 140 character limit. Many times we have tweeted something and it is too long so we then have to edit it. We have to delete things and shorten what we have to say. It can become very difficult cramming your thoughts into a tweet but still getting your message across with the character limit – it’s a real ache. Now the answer could be at hand as Twitter is currently trialling a larger 280 character limit.