We were approached by a firm last time who do Pooper Scooper removals as a business and they agreed to call round and give us a quote. However, when they arrived I think they were expecting to be scooping after a couple of poodles. When they found out we had nearly 300 bears they ran for the hills.
Back to square one.
I think it is also worth noting that some people did very kindly offer help with tasks like bear-sitting, photography and call centre work but there was only Sergei who offered to scoop the poop. Aleksandr used his veto on that one though because he wanted Sergei to undertake his own personal little tasks. Aleksandr was basically having none of it.
I run around looking after the bears and making sure their every little whim is catered for so don’t always have time to scoop. So we are appealing again for some help to keep Jammy Toast running smoothly and poop free. We have nearly three-hundred bears here at the Jammy Toast Centre and this leads to a great deal of poop piling high around the park. With this in mind we have purchased a state of the art Kawasaki Poopa-Scoopa Machine and we need an operator who can scoop up the entire poop mountain efficiently and quickly.
If you can think of anyone who could fit into this important job here at Jammy Toast – or you feel you could do it yourself – then please let us know. The rule for today is; if you visit the blog you have to recommend someone for the Poopa-Scoopa Operator’s job – someone who is best suited to meet the skills required or, more likely, come up with an excuse why you can’t do it.
Have fun people!
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44 Comments on “Employment Opportunities At Jammy Toast”
Three Hundred Bears? That’s a big poop pile!
Imagine the smell!!
Dave or the Poop?!?!
Matt I really could tell you some things. Dad and Granny both have a real nasty habit! I am not going to say but they are just a pair of lazy gits with every excuse under the sun. I might be an odd kettle of fish but I do have standards.
Yes and I am sure JoeJoe could entertain people on here with some of your nasty exploits but I am definitely not mentioning that on a Family Orientated Website!!
Come on Dad. You forgot Lestly too? Who is MIA maybe he is off catfishing someone?
I am guessing tongs aren’t what you have in mind?
Don’t feed them all that Jammy Toast. If it doesn’t go in one end it can’t come out the other end!
I’ve got 99 problems and picking up poop ain’t one!!
This could make you famous in the annals of employment law!
You wouldn’t believe some of the shit I get off on but this sure ain’t it.
Talking of which, I once went on a date that I didn’t want to end but REALLY had to poop!
I put up with a lot of shit on Jammy Toast but I’ll be buggered if I am going to pick it up after you!!
I just want to put on my sweatpants.
Everyone at this Walmart can see my nipples through my t-shirt!
Excuse me, do you happen to know Otis?
Its the bloody wife!
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I don’t deserve to be here.
I’m running out of Vodka, so for your safety, seek shelter immediately!
Get your shift together no one wants the job!
Wow a job! Right place at the right time. Yessss!!
Watching “The Getaway”; Steve McQueen takes some poor bastard’s entire front porch off their house and says “oh shit,” I’m fucking dying! “Oh shit” entire front of house gone! “Oh shit”.
I could be a full on fucking fuckwit for all you know!
Come gather ’round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You’ll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin’
Then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin’
I would come and help you with this job but you need to bring snacks.
I’ve just witnessed a stripper wrap his dick around a girls wrist
Pete love this time of day. There no racist filth about!
Paki shop open.
Like an absolute psycho I’m the first one at work again.
Good Morning, The. I hope you don’t mind me using your first name but I always like a little informality. Do you know I’ve just had some shredded wheat. Never had it before but now my brain has said that it’ll never tell me that I’m hungry ever again!
Chimp is fine if that’s easier? “The” makes me sound like I’m trying to do a Prince thing.
Reactivated my Facebook for 10 minutes this morning. Bloody hell, worst goddamn year of my life!
The Chimpton – or just “The” to her friends (thanks for that one Paul!) – is a lazy tyke so I have always wondered why she took up cycling as a hobby…
Omg Dad, imagine the sweaty saddle from those dirt bags. That’s just wrong.
#dirty
Forget dick pics if you really want to creep out the women of the internet… ask for pics of their feet!
4yo: Is the apocalypse ever gonna start?
Me: No, sweetie.
4yo: But people do die?
Me: Yes, that’s true. People do die, but that’s not the apocalypse.
4yo: It is to them.
#GottaLoveThisKid
Newspaper say Ant McPartlin not want to do Jungle in November… I know replacement…
One day closer to death sounds wonderful.
Can I just ask you a question… where have you come from? This weekend we seem to have had an influx of new followers (Toasters). So just wondering who you are?
It is rather strange Dad. All of a sudden lots of new Toasters? My Spidey sensors are tingling!
Sorry nothing mysterious. Your website was mentioned on Trusts Discussion Forum as a place to go to on the internet for a laugh. A couple of the other people who have left comments here I recognise from there too.
Hope that answers your question.
As for who I am…
“Some people call me the space cowboy.
Some call me the gangster of love.”
That moment when you suddenly start to feel like you’re walking on a bubble, you feel all the blood drain from your face and you know you’ve got 3 seconds to sit down before you stack it.
Oh no, another Gippy moment!!
Forget nudes. Send me snacks. Ok, ok, send nudes too.