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Normally we praise our friends because on the whole you are a great bunch of people who are always here to help us. You entertain us with your witty comments and stories of everyday life that somehow always seems to go wrong. It has even been known for you to tell us jokes which we sometimes find rather amusing. Andrea just behaves as she normally does and this we find the funniest all. However, when it comes to naming bears, you really are pants!

The other week we had two new friends join us here at the Bear Sanctuary and we asked for you to recommend names for them to ponder. Up to date we have not received a single recommendation. Our new friends have sat around waiting to be named and until today have been nameless. So we got our thinking caps on and Razzi, Edward, Erik – because he happened to be passing by at the time – and I set to work finding a new name for our two nameless Renaults.

After much thought and internet research, we can now announce that our two new bears have decided on the names of Elmar and Emeril.

At last they have a name – no thanks to you lot!

We are currently in hot pursuit of another couple of bears who are in need of a new home but because of previous sabotage attempts we shall keep details secret until they are on their way to join us.

The bears are all chilling tonight getting over the labours of today. They have been busy all day tidying the Bear Sanctuary which was beginning to look a little like a pigpen than a bear den. We have had to make four trips to the tip with rubbish accumulated around the place. Just when we were finished and relaxing with a Tomato and Herb Mugshot; Razzi had to spoil the atmosphere. Looking around he suddenly announced we have room to fit in some more female bears now! Only he could have come out with that statement.

Well time to get a long hot shower and wash away the labours of the day.

Hope you all enjoyed your first day back at school, college, university or work following the half-term break ;)

…always remember, let’s be careful out there!

About the Author

Mr BearkeeperA sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears. Running the Birkenhead Bear Sanctuary and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears – his life is no longer his own.View all posts by Mr Bearkeeper →

  1. AimeyAimey 20-02-2012 6:08 pm

    id actually pay someone to come round to mine and talk to me? gone mad sitting in alone all day

    • Razzi BearRazzi Bear 20-02-2012 6:19 pm

      How much?

      • AimeyAimey 20-02-2012 6:30 pm

        razzi bear get down ere raa now!!

        • AnnaAnna 20-02-2012 6:42 pm

          Razzi is a little player he told me he was coming to mine tonight, I have an evil bear on my hands -_-

  2. EmilyEmily 20-02-2012 6:44 pm

    Music and passion were always the fashion, at the copaaaa, they fell in love.

  3. AimeyAimey 20-02-2012 6:54 pm

    Quiet night in with my Razzi :D

  4. RenayRenay 20-02-2012 7:07 pm

    I let my phone ring out sometimes.. I also ignore people and don’t speak.. It’s not that I’m stubborn.. People need to realize that sometimes I just don’t feel like talking.

  5. JessicaJessica 20-02-2012 7:57 pm

    corrie is shocking

  6. JessicaJessica 20-02-2012 8:41 pm

    I want a car that gets me from a to b not a car that gets me from a to b then stops at b so i cant get back to a! Jesussss..

  7. AmyAmy 20-02-2012 9:20 pm

    Yeah Facebook, I am aware that Skins is on tonight, shut up.

  8. BeckyBecky 20-02-2012 10:12 pm

    Thank god that cv’s done so annoying trying to act like a perfect child, need a JOBBBB!!

  9. JessicaJessica 20-02-2012 10:53 pm

    my social network stalker? … thats what you get for taken rude pics of yaself for a lad in the first place some girls are so stupid -_-

  10. PearlPearl 20-02-2012 11:24 pm

    Just seen Ashton Kutchers peechy bum ooolala

  11. KarenKaren 21-02-2012 12:04 am

    has just died an gone 2 heaven….just made a white chocolate brownie….an if I do say so my self it is fittttt an tasty specially y its still warm mmmmm!!!

  12. AimeyAimey 21-02-2012 12:12 am

    have no idea what the fuck is going on with me, can’t even sit on the train without getting myself in a panic that I’m going to collapse, I am the definition of scatty recently.

  13. HayleyHayley 21-02-2012 12:25 am

    Wide awake, whats this all about??

  14. AimeyAimey 21-02-2012 9:14 am

    well I didn’t expect to be sitting in the royal when I woke up this morning.

  15. AnnaAnna 21-02-2012 10:17 am

    Omg awkwardddd when you turn your music on and your earphones arnt plugged in propley omg the whole bus is lookin at me :|

  16. AliciaAlicia 21-02-2012 10:33 am

    every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him, every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her♥.

  17. LauraLaura 21-02-2012 12:19 pm

    Can’t wait for pancakes with chocolate spread later ♥

  18. Amie LouiseAmie Louise 21-02-2012 3:08 pm

    Sad day, 15 years today :( love and miss you as much as ever grandad ♥ ♥ ♥

  19. BeccaBecca 21-02-2012 4:22 pm

    ‎10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons

  20. AnnaAnna 21-02-2012 5:32 pm

    Grahems on the show ladys and gentlemen hahhaah Jermery kyles funny