Purple Aki

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Fukk Mee Daa Wozz Puree Daa Longest Storyy I Evaa Dunn .. :halo:

Traa :kiss:

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Amm Andreaa Nnd Amm Havin aa Boss Tymm Eyaa Wrytin Onn Daa Bloogg nn Datt Cozz Davidd Iss Propaa Gettinn Too Oldd Too Wrytt andd Itts Doinn Mee Edd Inn .. Feel Propa Ashamed Daa Fukin State .. Davidd Told Me Too Wrytt Yaas Little Storryz Abbwt Mee Lyff Buu ii Said Nooo ,, ii Crnt Wryte Stories But Hee Bullies Mee Yernoo .. Fukk Mee aa Nevaa Evnn Passd Mee Englishh Examm Soo Diss Iss Gonna bee Shittee ..


45 Comments on “Purple Aki”

  1. I love how everything comes with “sea salt” on it now. So much cooler than regular salt. If you hold the fries up to your ear you can just barely hear ’em say “arrrrr”.

  2. My friend texted me at 7:50pm last night asking for my help… “Please tell me you’re still awake!!!”
    It’s 7:50
    I’m
    I’m not that old
    7:50
    Why would I be asleep already?

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