The Angry Andreaa Show #35

Posted by Andreaa Angel on
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The other night I rang Davidd to have one of our little chats while I was driving home from work.. I was in a funny mood && I told him some skatty things I have done && I thought I better tell yaas before he does, coz hes a right snitch.. We was talkin about cars && I said to him that it was positively baltic outside.. I was freezing walking from work to me car.. As I was driving home I noticed the little ice crystal was lit up on me dashboard so I told Davidd that when I first passed me test two years ago I never knew what it meant && so I took me car to Ford to get it fixed coz I thought it meant there was something wrong with me car.. The fella in Ford was pissin himself at me that day!!

Our Granny #7

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
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Here at Jammy Toast we are getting increasingly worried over the behaviour of Granny. As a few of you are aware, Granny has started getting befuddled lately. We know it is her age but it is getting to be a big concern, as she gets more confused and forgetful. Keys are becoming an increasing problem for her. She has lost car keys umpteen times because she keeps putting them down in unusual places. She then forgets where she leaves them. The last time was just after she had put the milk bottles out. She could not find the front door key anywhere but it was discovered the next morning by the milkman – she had put the key out with the milk!