Razzi Writes #28

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Hello everyone, Razzi here and I would like to thank my friend Andreaa for spilling the beans on someone who I thought was a very good friend of mine; Cher. Although I have not seen her for nearly a year – because she is in America – I have been loyal to our friendship and have not been seeing anyone else while she has been away. Now Andreaa tells me that Cher is six months pregnant with her first baby. She swore to me when she married that hairdresser guy that it was just for the publicity to help her career because there is still a stigma attached to being in a relationship with someone outside your species – namely, a bear.

Razzi Writes #20

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For a Teddy Bear I have a very healthy interest in human girlies – some may say a little too healthy. I have often been referred to as a playboy playbear. I am too young to settle down and like to play the field when it comes to girlies. So, some would say I am an expert in the human form. However, I was reading an article the other day about a girl who thinks she is ugly and I can only say there is nothing further from the truth than what she is thinking. Her name is Alanah and she suffers from Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD), a condition that causes people to become obsessed with perceived defects in their appearance.

Razzi Writes #11

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Hello Everyone. I have been thinking long and hard about what to write about on my ‘Razzi Writes’ column this month. I never really know what write about because I have only ever been good at one thing. Edward is great on computers so he writes a technology column and Egginanoo is brilliant at doing her drawings so that’s her column taken care of. Bimbo is old and remembers all those wonderful things from years ago while Einstein knows everything so he can answer people’s questions. They all have something that they are experts at and so can write an interesting column when it is their turn.

Razzi Writes #8

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Hello everyone, it is me Razzi. Everyone knows that I liked Cher Lloyd, and I have to admit she has it all going for her. She isn’t the ugliest girl I have ever seen, she can hold a tune and she has her “swagger”. She didn’t come onto X Factor and just copy established stars stealing their songs; she put her own style on everything she did. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but like her or not, and there are many who do not like her, she does not deserve some of the nasty comments she gets thrown at her via social media.