Hello everyone, Razzi here and I would like to thank my friend Andreaa for spilling the beans on someone who I thought was a very good friend of mine; Cher. Although I have not seen her for nearly a year – because she is in America – I have been loyal to our friendship and have not been seeing anyone else while she has been away. Now Andreaa tells me that Cher is six months pregnant with her first baby. She swore to me when she married that hairdresser guy that it was just for the publicity to help her career because there is still a stigma attached to being in a relationship with someone outside your species – namely, a bear.
For a Teddy Bear I have a very healthy interest in human girlies – some may say a little too healthy. I have often been referred to as a playboy playbear. I am too young to settle down and like to play the field when it comes to girlies. So, some would say I am an expert in the human form. However, I was reading an article the other day about a girl who thinks she is ugly and I can only say there is nothing further from the truth than what she is thinking. Her name is Alanah and she suffers from Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD), a condition that causes people to become obsessed with perceived defects in their appearance.
Hello Everyone. I have been thinking long and hard about what to write about on my ‘Razzi Writes’ column this month. I never really know what write about because I have only ever been good at one thing. Edward is great on computers so he writes a technology column and Egginanoo is brilliant at doing her drawings so that’s her column taken care of. Bimbo is old and remembers all those wonderful things from years ago while Einstein knows everything so he can answer people’s questions. They all have something that they are experts at and so can write an interesting column when it is their turn.
Hello everyone, it is me Razzi. Everyone knows that I liked Cher Lloyd, and I have to admit she has it all going for her. She isn’t the ugliest girl I have ever seen, she can hold a tune and she has her “swagger”. She didn’t come onto X Factor and just copy established stars stealing their songs; she put her own style on everything she did. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but like her or not, and there are many who do not like her, she does not deserve some of the nasty comments she gets thrown at her via social media.
Icouldn’t think of anything to write about this month, so I thought I would just post a picture for me to drool over. Who could imagine it is four years since Cher appeared on X Factor although it’s also a shame that she spends so much of her time in America these days. She has become quite a big star over there, which is great is great for her, but there is still one little bear who still remembers her over here!
Hello everyone, my name is Erik. I am a teddy bear and this is my column. This month I have come to interview the lovely Cher Lloyd, the love or Razzi’s life. She is currently in the process of releasing her second studio album; “Sorry I’m Late” and admits a lot about her has changed. Her voice has changed, her opinions have changed and the subject matter for her new album has definitely changed. Cher tells us all about creating her new album, the role Razzi has played in her career and any plans for kids in the future.
This month I decided to draw some people close to our hearts here at Jammy Toast. Drawing people is usually more difficult than drawing buildings, scenery of still life because it has to actually resemble the person you are drawing. Before now, I have spent a while drawing someone and I am quite pleased with it only for no one being able to recognise the subject. If this happens then it really is a case of “back to the drawing board”.
Hello again, everyone. It is me Razzi here and before you all start moaning I would just like to say that I know I have already had my column this month but I have some important things to tell you all. Davidd dropped a bombshell on me on Sunday that Cher has gone and married her boyfriend which left me a little shell-shocked because she told me she was waiting for me. At first I thought it was just a rumour but then I found she had published a wedding picture on her Instagram of their wedding day. Of course, she had to publish it in black and white because she is already ashamed of the fact that he is a ginger!
Hello everyone, I begged Davidd to let me write my column today because I was so angry about something that happened yesterday that I wanted to write about it. Everyone knows that I liked Cher Lloyd when she was on X Factor and in my opinion she had it all going for her. She isn’t the ugliest girl I have ever seen, she can hold a tune and she has her “swagger”. She didn’t come on the show and just copy established stars stealing their songs; she put her own style on everything she did. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but like her or not, and there are many who do not like her, she does not deserve to have bottles of piss thrown at her at the V Festival!
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