So I Have Been Drivin’ for Just Over Two Years Now && Even Davidd Says I Am A Really Confident Driver Like.. Sometimes A Bit Too Confident Coz I Do Drive A Bit Fast.. If Yaas Don’t Know,, Davidd Is A Driving Instructor So He Should Know Wot Hes Talkin’ About.. Even If He Does Drive Like Miss Daisy’s In Da Back!! So Last Saturdday Night I Was Working A Late So Da Shop Doesn’t Close Until 11pm.. By Da Time We Have Cashed Up,, Tidied Up && Daa It Is Nearly Midnight.. Mary Works In Da Shop && She Was A Little Angel Stayin’ Late && Helpin’ Me Finish Up. She Doesnt Drive So As A Thanks For Stayin Late I Offered Her A Lift Home..
Aten foot tall carved, wooden statue of a bear has stood at the roadside guarding the entrance to Britain’s smallest town, Llanwrtyd Wells, for fifteen years and all has been well. That is until a stupid woman car-driver crashed her car and blamed the bear. What did the bear do? Did it run amok in the road causing the woman to swerve to avoid it? Was it growling menacingly at her as she drove past? No, it just stood there in the same place as it has done for fifteen years. The terrified driver said the bear scared her as she drove past and so now the Highways Agency say it will have to be torn down and relocated.
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Have you ever been sitting there late at night and suddenly you fancy a McDonald’s? That is exactly what happened to a four-year-old girl and so her eight-year-old brother drove her to the drive-thru using the family van. The boy swiped the keys and drove to the local McDonald’s with his sister riding shotgun. Patrolman Jake Koehler got the call on the radio last Sunday night of a child driving a vehicle. He pulled into the town’s only McDonald’s and found the boy still behind the wheel. His first question: What are you doing? “Me and my sister really wanted a cheeseburger,” the boy told Koehler.
Hello everyone, Razzi here again hope you are all well. We had a complaint the other day concerning the lack of little old me here on Jammy Toast. Therefore, The Bearkeeper said I had to write another one of my columns for today. I have no idea what he wants me to write; doesn’t he realise that I need to wait for inspiration? However, the main thing on my mind at the moment is just how well Tranmere Rovers are doing. From there opening seven games they have won six and drawn one making them top of the National League with three points to spare.
Iteach people to drive for a living. Many of the people I teach are young teenagers and I often think to myself that they are not aware of the dangers of driving a vehicle. Without proper thought and care a car can be a very dangerous weapon. However, youngster don’t go out to deliberately have accidents they do it because they are young and inexperienced. That is why I was particularly upset this week to read that a young woman motorist who crashed into a police motorcyclist on his way to work – leaving him in a permanent vegetative state – was jailed for 12 months.
Davidd and I drive people around all week teaching them how to drive safely and on the whole they get it. They understand the dangers of speeding and they drive sensibly – most of the time. Their young years – in most cases – still mean they understand the consequences of driving irresponsibly. By the time they get their full driving licence they will have passed a theory test, a hazard perception test and the practical driving test. This is the most difficult route people have ever had to take to gain a driving licence and yet people are still getting killed on the roads.
Davidd and I drive people around all week teaching them how to drive safely and on the whole they get it. They understand the dangers of speeding and they drive sensibly most of the time. Their young years, in most cases, still mean they understand the consequences of driving irresponsibly. By the time they get their full driving licence they will have passed a theory test, a hazard perception test and the practical driving test. This is the most difficult route people have ever had to take to gain a driving licence and yet people are still getting killed on the roads.
Just when you thought it was safe to mosey out onto the streets along comes Google with their Driverless Car. No, it is not 1st April and I am not winding anyone up. Google believes the driverless car will soon be a reality on the roads of Nevada after the American state has approved the first self-driven vehicle licence. The first driverless car to hit the roads is a Toyota Prius modified by the search giant, which is continuing its plans for world domination.
Hi everyone, I have not had a chance to write my column lately because I have been so busy with eating my Easter eggs and helping Davidd with things. It is sometimes very hard work helping people to pass their driving tests and then knowing that they are safe enough to drive for the rest of their lives. It is no good passing your test and then not being able to cope with driving on your own. Davidd and I always make sure people learn how to drive and not just learn to pass their test – there is a big difference.