For some time now I have been looking for an Apprentice Bearkeeper to help out with the day to day chores around Jammy Toast. In particular, I wanted some help with pooper scooping around the Jammy Toast Centre. If there is one thing you cannot teach Renault Bears to do it is to poop in a toilet designed for humans. The toilets are just too high for the little guys to reach. So our bears revert to their wild fore-fathers and do it in the woods – or in our case, the trees in Birkenhead Park. Wirral Council are not amused and we have had discouraging letters from their Environmental Team already. I did put out an appeal for some help last year but we had few takers – so now I am asking again.
Today we would like to announce an employment position here at Jammy Toast which needs filling fairly quickly. Since Flat Eric has left us to start his own website off over at http://flaterics.com we are currently short of a music correspondent. This is an important position here at Jammy Toast for someone to select our music video every Sunday and also to maintain our media collection with, of course, the help of Edward.
Since we restarted Jammy Toast last year we have been listening to what people have to say. If you didn’t like something then we got Edward to change it. If someone said our logo was too “bling” – thanks Chimpton – then we got Egginanoo to design a new one. Meanwhile, I run around looking after the bears and making sure their every whim is catered for. And that is it. That is the entire workforce here at Jammy Toast. Unfortunately, it is no longer enough. We need more help to keep Jammy Toast running smoothly.
First of all I would like to say congratulations to a special meff who has just landed a job in California. Well done Lisa and I hope you have fun! Now this got me thinking, as I am having rather a crappy time at work, and I need something new. So, I sat here and I wondered what could I do. I think its time for a change, so I thought today you could offer me some help with recommendations for future employment for this Chimpton. If any of you have any suggestions or vacancies please leave me a comment, I’ll get back to you ASAP! I have come up with a few of my own ideas what do you think?