Last night we all gathered around the telly to watch the match between Sutton and Arsenal, looking to see if there would be a giant-killing act. Half-way through the second half, we had to laugh when Sutton’s reserve goalkeeper and member of the coaching staff, Wayne Shaw, who is no small man, started tucking into one of the club’s pies. We could just imagine the crowd singing “Who Ate All The Pies” at him and it was a funny bit of banter. However, the Football Association are now investigating a potential breach of betting rules.
We like to think that we are pretty broadminded here at Jammy Toast. There is not much which will shock us and I guess there is nothing much we have not seen before, if we are being honest. That was true until last night, while we were channel flipping to find something to watch, when we came across something which totally took our attention. There on screen was quite an attractive young Asian lady without many clothes on and in plain sight were her breasts. Again this is nothing we haven’t seen before and, needless to say, it caught our attention and we sat spellbound by this beauty from Thailand. Then, as the camera moved down, there it was in all its glory – A PENIS!
We have to admit that sometimes we tell the strangest stories here on Jammy Toast but today we think we have the fishiest tale yet with a goldfish who likes playing football. Yes, you read that correctly – it is a goldfish that plays football or soccer as our American friends call it. We have seen the video which shows off the impressive athletic abilities of “Span,” a goldfish who repeatedly pushes a soccer ball into a net, prompted by the command of his trainer. We aren’t so sure about Span’s passing abilities, but his training program? Well, it’s going swimmingly.