Some of you may have heard the odd rumour that from time to time I indulge in some pornographic indulgencies. I have never denied this and I suppose now would be a good time to admit that I do have a bit of a bear-eye for the female form. Now as some of you may be aware, I have a Razzi’s Girls page here on Jammy Toast where I post pictures of some of my lady friends – all in good taste of course – and all mostly fully-clothed. The reason I mention all this now is that I have been asking Davidd for some time now that I would like to have some of my porn on Jammy Post and – needless to say – he has had a fit and refused me my innocent little pastimes.
Hello Everyone. I have been thinking long and hard about what to write about on my ‘Razzi Writes’ column this month. I never really know what write about because I have only ever been good at one thing. Edward is great on computers so he writes a technology column and Egginanoo is brilliant at doing her drawings so that’s her column taken care of. Bimbo is old and remembers all those wonderful things from years ago while Einstein knows everything so he can answer people’s questions. They all have something that they are experts at and so can write an interesting column when it is their turn.
About 20 years ago now, I was riding on the subway on a normal day going to do some shopping on a day off work. It was about this time of year, so I was probably going to do some early Christmas shopping. I came up the escalator handed in my ticket to the ticket collector and walked out into the bright sunshine outside. As I turned left out of the station heading down towards the shops is when I saw her.