Those of you who have had a rummage around the Jammy Toast website will notice our address is recorded as Jammy Toast Retirement Home, Birkenhead Park Island, Park Drive, Birkenhead. Above our address is a map showing Jammy Toast positioned on the island in the middle of the lake in Birkenhead Park. We have now been accused of telling lies and that there is nothing on the island in the Park accept for a bridge and a few swans and ducks. We have been accused of being a figment of our own vivid imaginations. So I think it is about time that we explain how this works…
Just when everyone is thinking of whether they should vote to leave or remain in the European Union (EU), then Brussels tries a sneaky attack on our Jammy Toast. They are contemplating making us wait for our Jammy Toast by banning Britain’s powerful toasters. Brussels is planning to push ahead with a crackdown on energy guzzling appliances including hairdryers, pressure washers, kettles but more importantly our toasters, to make Europe greener.
Edward came to us with an idea today. He maintains that some people have been missing the archive posts from Jammy Toast of old. As most of you will know, we started blogging back in 2006 making this year our tenth anniversary. Edward says we should restore all the old posts (which he has safely backed up) to Jammy Toast for people to read and celebrate. We originally started on “The Queen’s Blog” before moving to our own “Renault Bears” blog and then creating “Jammy Toast”. We do have all the old posts from all the old blogs safely stored away. Does anyone fancy we restore them so you can read them?
Hello everyone it is me, Flat Eric. It was nice to return last night to pick the music for our musical Sunday and even better that some of you even welcomed me back. I have a little confession to make – I think I was a little hasty planning on leaving Jammy Toast because as soon as I did so I realised how much I missed all you guys. So, to cut a long story short, I have asked Mr Bearkeeper if I can have my old job back and he has agreed that I can stay on as Music Correspondent permanently.
Last night Razzi and I were in Liverpool visiting a friend down by the river. It was quite a nice evening and as we looked back across the Mersey we could see the lights of Birkenhead shining brightly. Suddenly Razzi asked me what the clouds above the Wallasey and New Brighton area were. It was quite puzzling because they were too low to be clouds and yet didn’t seem quite right. Finally we realised that it was smoke rising from the ground. Just what was going on we were unsure of because the smoke was not rising from one isolated area as if a fire was burning but was climbing into the sky from multiple areas. What could be going on?
Hi Guys and welcome back to Jammy Toast after our short upheaval. Sorry for the short notice on our disappearance but Eric decided he wanted to start a new website off and that he needed help and it was a case of all hands to the bump. Most of you will have noticed he is now up and running and has been posting for the last few days on his brand new website. If you haven’t already done so, pop over and say hello to the little yellow man – he will definitely appreciate it.
Somebody asked me last night what was Jammy Toast all about. I had to confess for once I was lost for words. It is kind of difficult to explain to someone just what Jammy Toast is without sounding like a complete and utter moron. In reality, Jammy Toast consists of myself, a slacker who is the laziest person ever born, and a whole bunch of Teddy Bears rescued from charity shops and eBay. The Teddy Bears were all once loved by children but have now retired from child-minding duties and spend their lives eating Jammy Toast, watching telly and playing on the internet – if you believe the story.