Pigeon Karma

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words in which case we haven’t really got much left to say about today’s post. We just think that this is perfect karma for our friend Mr Jon Pigeon. He thinks it is perfectly acceptable to fly around taking a dump on people so when we saw this photograph floating around Twitter yesterday we just had to share it with you all. We have no idea how the crap came to be on the pigeon’s back but it really looks like the tide has turned… or maybe bears have taken up flying?

Jon Pigeon

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Pigeons are the scourge of councils all around the country. They shit on old buildings and spread diseases around the country. They like to live under bridges and for some reason we never seem to catch sight of their young. However, they are smart enough to know how to use humans to supply them with food and keep starvation at bay. They may not be the smartest animal on our planet but, as some of you may have noticed, one pigeon has managed to acquire and utilise a laptop. His name is Jon Pigeon.

Commando The Pigeon To Be Honoured

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Our friend Jon Pigeon will be pleased to hear that a town is set to get a blue plaque memorial on the birth place of a Second World War hero – a messenger pigeon. The bird, named Commando, is being honoured in his home town by having a blue plaque installed on the loft where he was born, after the hero pigeon was awarded the animal equivalent of the Victoria Cross.

Jon Pigeon Releases A Book

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Great friend of the bears, Jon Pigeon, is releasing a book in time for Christmas through the Kickstarter website. Anyone wanting a copy of his book can pledge money to ensure the book is published. Jon is currently asking for £2,341 of which £936 has been raised in only a couple of days. There are 9 days to go. Asked about his venture Jon told Jammy Toast; “I’m Jon Pigeon. I’m making a book. Yep. For everyone aged 16+. And goats but not badgers. I need your money. What for I don’t know as I’m a pigeon with no concept of money… by the way, Can Angry Badgers Climb Trees? Asking for a Friend.”

Pigeon Karma

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words in which case we haven’t really got much left to say about today’s post. We just think that this is perfect karma for our friend Mr Jon Pigeon. He thinks it is perfectly acceptable to fly around taking a dump on people so when we saw this photograph floating around Twitter yesterday we just had to share it with you all. We have no idea how the crap came to be on the pigeon’s back but it really looks like the tide has turned… or maybe bears have taken up flying?

Jon Pigeon Answers Your Questions

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Despite the recent tension between Jon Pigeon and our bears we have decided to go ahead with Jon’s Q&A Session. We have put all your questions to him one after the other and Jon has been find enough to give them careful consideration before answering them in an honest and straightforward manner. We have noticed he is rather abrupt and a few rather colourful metaphors slip from his beak from time to time – we apologise for his use of language in advance. Here are the answers to all your questions…

Pigeons Are Pests

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Hello to everyone who calls by every now and then to visit us here at Jammy Toast. This is the bears writing for you because – to be honest – we are feeling a little pushed out here. Whenever Davidd finds a new bear who needs to be rescued, he comes to join us and we ask for your help in finding a name for our new friend. We are lucky if we get one or two suggestions because it seems people just can’t be bothered putting on their thinking caps. However, when Davidd asks for questions to ask a winged rat by the name of Jon, everyone comes out of the woodwork with suggestions. So much so, that we have more than twenty-odd questions.