Hello Peoples. Greeting from old friend Aleksandr, founder of CompareTheMeerkat.com. I not speak with Bear friends for too long so today; I tell you personally about some very excitement news for you all. My old friend Sergei live at Jammy Toast for very longest time and I have miss him very muchly. I also want to write for my memoirs before I get senile like old Granny. So I join two thing together and come to Jammy Toast for to see Sergei, my old friend, and also to write my memoir in relax setting by Jammy Toast lake – with Sergei. This very good news for Sergei I know he sure to have miss me.
We have some great news to impart today. Last week we sent Einstein and Ellery as a delegation to Meerkovo to try and talk Aleksandr into taking pity on poor Sergei. Their job was to talk Aleksandr into allowing him to come and join us here at Jammy Toast. After years of neglect and over-work at Compare the Meerkat, Sergei has been feeling very tired and frail; well beyond his years. Now, a week later, Einstein and Ellery have returned – With Sergei!
We have heard no news from Einstein and Ellery who, as you may remember, are on a mission to save Sergei from the evil paws of Aleksandr Orlov. We received a message from Einstein when he arrived in Russia and again when their plane landed in Meerkovo – but nothing since. We have all been holding our breaths here at Jammy Toast for news from the fearless duo but so far nothing. Meerkovo is not known for its modern communications technology so we are not overly concerned but we would like to know that both our bears and Sergei are in the best of health.
Following on from the heart-breaking plea we received from Sergei yesterday, we have sent a delegation of bears to Meerkovo to see if we can offer our help. Einstein and Ellery flew from Liverpool airport this morning on an Aeroflot flight to Russia where they will get a connecting flight to take them on to Meerkovo. Once there they will arrange a meeting with Aleksandr at the Orlov Mansion and see if we can help Sergei to spend his old age relaxing and not working his paws to the bones.
We have received a rather distressing letter today from the town of Meerkovo, Russia. It appears that one of its citizens is being worked too hard to the point that he has even been in hospital suffering from a nervous breakdown. He has sent us a letter appealing for help and we do not know what to do. We have been contemplating putting together a raiding party of bears lead by Ellery Bear, because he is so butch. The idea being that they could raid Meerkovo and free this famous citizen from his evil employer and let him come and live with us here at Jammy Toast.