Redneck Radio

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Mena Suvari is joining Sirius XM.

Mena Suvari tweeted a picture yesterday of her standing in front of a board displaying the logo for Sirius XM. She also included the news that she is going to be working with an old friend of hers on the radio station. This news and the picture brought memories flooding back of when we were on Holiday in Florida and we discovered Satellite Radio. This was back in the noughties and Satellite Radio was a new thing at the time. It meant that from the car we were driving around Florida we could listen to more or less any radio station in the USA. We tuned into Sirius XM which we immediately christened Redneck Radio. This was a spoof radio station from the Deep South pretending to feature real hillbilly rednecks – Chimpton and I thought it was hilarious, Ex-Wife did not!

Razzi Writes #59

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For a Teddy Bear I have a very healthy interest in human girlies – some may say a little too healthy. I have often been referred to as a playboy playbear. I am too young to settle down and like to play the field when it comes to girlies. So, some would say I am an expert in the human form. However, I was reading an article the other day about a girl who thinks she is ugly and I can only say there is nothing further from the truth than what she is thinking. Her name is Alanah and she suffers from Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD), a condition that causes people to become obsessed with perceived defects in their appearance.

Egginanoo’s Drawings #1

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Hello everyone, my name is Egginanoo Bear and I have not posted anything here on Jammy Toast for ages. I love art and usually do drawings and even have a gallery of my work here on Jammy Toast put just lately I seem to have been side-lined. I have said before that I think that the only reason I have my gallery is so they can post something on the days they can’t think of anything to write about. This has kind of backfired on me because they have been very busy posting things and there is no place for ‘writer’s block’ here at Jammy Toast – they are a very creative bunch.

Famous Visitors #2

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From time to time here at Jammy Toast, we have some famous people come and visit and leave the odd comment on our posts. We seem to be very popular with celebrities and – coincidently – they always seem to be celebrities we have a particular fondness for. Today, we thought we would start a collection of posts explaining who these celebrities are and explain, where we can, how they came to discover Jammy Toast and the nature of the comments they leave behind. Today, we are featuring, the one and only

Razzi Writes #50

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Hello Everyone. I have been thinking long and hard about what to write about on my ‘Razzi Writes’ column this month. I never really know what write about because I have only ever been good at one thing. Edward is great on computers so he writes a technology column and Egginanoo is brilliant at doing her drawings so that’s her column taken care of. Bimbo is old and remembers all those wonderful things from years ago while Einstein knows everything so he can answer people’s questions. They all have something that they are experts at and so can write an interesting column when it is their turn.

Egginanoo’s Art #20

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Hello and welcome to one of my rather infrequent posts. As always around here everyone is very busy writing posts and things of interest here at Jammy Toast that I never get the chance to post anything these days. I have still been doing my little doodles and every now and then someone likes one of the drawings I have done and nags Davidd into letting me post it. Razzi is the culprit today, although I am not so sure if he likes my drawing or the subject matter. This is a picture Razzi gave me and asked me to draw of the love of his life; Mena Suvari. I was happy to help and so today I thought I would share the drawing with you. Hope you like it…

Razzi’s Pad

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Those of you who pop over to the Bear’s own website at Renault Bears may know that Razzi caused a bit of stir yesterday by posting a topless picture of his heroine Mena Suvari. This is his third post on the subject of Mena and we are all beginning to think he is obsessed. We have had suggestions that he is a little stalker and even that Mena needs to get a restraining order from Judge Judy to keep the pesky little guy at bay. Razzi just laughs and says that the actress would love him as a stalker.

Saturday Night At The Movies #21

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Saturday night is Movie Night here at Jammy Toast. Each week we will show a movie through the Jammy Toast Cinema for our friends who have registered prior to each event. We only have a certain amount of bandwidth and so, unfortunately, we cannot make these movies available to anyone who just happens to pop by. Any Friend of The Bears is eligible to watch each week’s movie by applying in the usual way. Those of you who have registered to watch this week’s movie will have received an email containing a password. If you click on the Media menu above, then click on Jammy Toast Cinema you will gain entry to the Bear Screen.

Razzi Writes #15

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Hello Everyone. I have not written one of my ‘Razzi Writes’ columns for months now because I had started my own blog. However, I have decided not to do that anymore because it is too difficult on my own and it is not fair to keep asking Edward for help when he is too busy with Jammy Toast. The most difficult thing is thinking of things to write about all the time. So, I have decided instead of neglecting it, I will close it down and start writing my monthly column here on Jammy Toast again.