Rogue Seagull Rips Man’s Testicle Off

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It appears our friend, Steven Seagull, has been in the papers again and this time it is not for stealing ice cream from children. Our rogue seagull friend has only gone and ripped off a man’s right testicle as he sunbathed naked in his back garden, it has been reported in the Suffolk Gazette. Experts believe the fearsome gull mistook the man’s exposed privates for a couple of bird’s eggs and dropped in for a tasty snack. As the man – who has not been named – dozed on his patio in his detached home near Ipswich, the seagull swooped from the sky, and with one bite of its beak ripped away the right testicle.

Seagull Bites Off More Than He Can Chew

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It has to be said that Seagulls are known for the occasional dive-bomb or cheeky chip thefts but one Seagull has taken it to a whole new level. Pictured above is the offending gull that has managed to get its beak on someone’s false teeth. Here at Jammy Toast we have to confess the gull does strike a remarkable resemblance to our good friend Steven Seagull. Whatever his identity, just how the bird got hold of the dentures remains a mystery but Twitter is full of speculation.