Everyone here at Jammy Toast didn’t know which way to turn for the better this morning, following a warning from government food scientists. The warning states that Jammy Toast can cause cancer if the bread is toasted for too long. Not just bread, but chips and potatoes should be cooked to a golden yellow or light brown colour, rather than dark brown, to reduce intake of a chemical which could cause cancer. Acrylamide is produced when starchy foods are roasted, fried or grilled for too long at high temperatures. The Food Standards Agency (FSA) recommends carefully following cooking instructions and avoid browning. However, Cancer Research UK said the link was not proven in humans.
Iswear on everything holy in this world, and even on some of the bear’s lives, that we have not made this up. A wife is in court accused of assaulting her husband – nothing unusual there you may think – but she is accused of attacking him with a piece of (wait for it…) Toast! Now I can hear you all groaning and accusations of us making this up will be flying thick and fast but it is true. A court heard Julie Evans at first poured water over her husband James after he had fallen asleep on the sofa instead of doing the chores as he had been asked by his wife.