The Chimpton Needs Some Funky Cold Medina

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The Chimpton and I have been searching high and low recently to try and find an eligible Prince, so we can get her married off. Unfortunately we are having no luck. To be fair, this is not because The Chimpton is an ugg, but more because all she ever sees in a potential suitor are his flaws. Someone pops his head up and all she sees is the mole on his nose, or he has small ears, or a balding head. She never looks at the positive side where someone is making her laugh and she enjoys their company – no she just sees the negative. So I have decided to turn to my old friend Tone Loc and see if we can borrow some of his Funky Cold Medina. Over to you, Loc…