Talking Shit #102

Posted by Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc on
Category: Open Day/Talking Shit33 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

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About the Author

Lord Bearkeeper OBE DASc

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

33 Comments on “Talking Shit #102”

  1. Desperate for a wee? But its windy? Just think of the consequences of it blowing right back.

    Don’t go for a wee in the wind advice there.

  2. “Break a leg” is an accepted form of encouragement in theatres everywhere, but it’s not at the annual gala of The Osteoporosis Society. Apparently.

  3. The fact you’re blocking the view of my 65” widescreen may have already answered your “Does my ass look big in this” question!

  4. Applying vodka on your face cleanses the skin, tightens pores and can prevent acne breakouts but will it still work if it’s mixed with vomit?

    Asking for a friend.

  5. So a sunny bank holiday it would seem! A scooter event on in Tenby so I hear. I’ve heard scooter riders are renown for enjoying chips! Come to daddy!

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