Talking Shit #112

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Category: Open Day/Talking Shit27 Comments

Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit” for the day. We ask that anyone who visits Jammy Toast leaves a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone. We ask you to do this because we are too busy to think of anything else to post – hopefully everyone will like the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are pretty simple to explain – basically, anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day then you have to leave at least a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visit. Anything goes today.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!!

If you break the rules and visit us today but don’t leave a comment then please remember bears have a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. We will not look for you, we will not pursue you. But if you don’t, we will look for you, we will find you, and we will bite and scratch you.

You have been warned!

Tomorrow morning we will be making a Special Announcement via a blog post at 9am. It is news of a very exciting nature and one we feel everyone will want to share. It is news of an event which will be taking place later in the day which – because of its international importance – will be covered by the BBC and streamed live over the internet. It has nothing to do with the World Cup or any other sporting event.


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The Bearkeeper

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving Renault Bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for his beloved bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

27 Comments on “Talking Shit #112”

  1. If you Do Not want people to say you are a Flabby Orange Ignorant Bellend for walking in front of The Queen, Do Not walk in front of The Queen like a Flabby Orange Ignorant Bellend.

    Bellend advice there.

  2. Found my old phone today so I charged it up to see what was on it. I forgot I had saved a voicemail message from my brother.

    He had called the day before he died and left it.

    I never called him back. I was too busy.

  3. Would like to thank my children for eating everything but the tops of the strawberries, putting the tops back in the punnet and then putting them back in the fridge.

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